Saturday, July 31, 2010

Weirdass.

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-31


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: i love you.
You: thank you
You: give me reasons
You: please
Stranger: *slaps* TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
You: why
You: slaps what?
You: penis
You: face
You: hand
You: chest
Stranger: face
You: what do you slap
You: ah
You: what a bitch
You: i don't even know you
Stranger: ... please, say you love me
You: no
You: because
You: if i do
You: and you're a guy
You: you'll just say
You: wow you're gay
Stranger: im not a guy.
You: i'm sure
You: you are
You: ;)
Stranger: I guess, i am so horrible, that even the simplest wish of mine shall never be completed...
You: no it can be
Stranger: *takes out dagger*
You: you don't need strangers from omegle to express love for you
You: dumbass
Stranger: goodbye.
Stranger: *stabs self in the heart*
You: sends thank you note
You: for killing yourself
Stranger: your conversational partner has died.
You: my suicidal* partner has died
You: what a shame
Stranger: *bleep*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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