Thursday, August 19, 2010

Cyber to Phone ;)

Omegle conversation log

2010-08-19

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: i like tits
You: i like penises
You: ;)
Stranger: good
You: wanna cyber or something?
Stranger: sure
You: no wait
You: how aboutt
You: we move this to the phone
You: ;)
You: 1-***-***-****
You: ;)
Stranger: ok sweet
You: i'll be waiting
Stranger: ok
You have disconnected.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Bacon

Omegle conversation log

2010-08-18

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: BACON
You: yes
You: bacon is good
Stranger: Mhm
You: truly "all caps" worthy
Stranger: Absolutely
You: so
You: bacon aside, what's up?
Stranger: Hm.. nothing to be honest which I suppose results to this site.
Stranger: You my friend?
You: very well said
You: not too much as i am leaving for school tomorrow
Stranger: Well, have fun.
You: i shall
Stranger: Alright, good to know brotha
You: so what are your opinions of the mosque that is to be built around ground zero?
You: oh this conversation will keep going
Stranger: Are you sure?
You: yes
You: that is, unless you are a jagoff and decide to disconnect
You: but i'll leave that to you ;D
You: i doubt you'd do it though, from one bacon lover to another
Stranger: I'm definitely going to girl, I'm dead.
You: ?
You: that makes no fucking sense, i implore you to elaborate
Stranger: I'm tired of talking on here
You: enough of these monkey shines
You: go wipe your ass
You: and
You: sleep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"I'm definitely going to girl, I'm dead." I've heard things that made more sense from intoxicated individuals.

"How are Things?"

Haven't been a *true* asshole on the site in a while. Here it goes.

Omegle conversation log

2010-08-18

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: salutations!
Stranger: hola!
You: how are things?
Stranger: good, yourself?
You: i myself am fine
You: i leave for school tomorrow
You: :D
Stranger: good to hear :)
Stranger: oh really?
You: yup
You: i can't wait
You: well
You: fuck you
You: :D
You have disconnected.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Guest Convo (03)

I fucking love this, thank you again "mystery Omegle friend"! ;) Stay secksy

Omegle conversation log

2010-08-13

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oasidfjs
Stranger: hey asl
You: 18 f usa
You: u?
Stranger: 20 m usa
You: alright enough chit chat let's get down to business
Stranger: alright
Stranger: horny??
You: fuck yea
Stranger: cyber sex
You: no shit
You: you start
Stranger: u got big tits
You: yea
You: 34 DD ;)
Stranger: laying in ur bed naked with my dick between ur tits
Stranger: how big is 34 dd
Stranger: u naked now
You: are you fucking retarded? ok even if i'm not you could use your imagination
You: god dammit
You: do you wanna cyber or not
Stranger: yea titty fuck
You: no shit
You: get graphic
You: get me horny
Stranger: kbeel down naked and put something between ur tits to be my dick and move it up and down
You: that made no sense
You: i can't get off to an unintelligle retar
You: d
You: unintelligible*
Stranger: get naked and use something as my dick and shove it up ur vagina
You: use something as your dick? ok how bout a knife
You: dumbass
You: do it right
Stranger: lay on ur bed naked and use something long and round and shove it up ur vagina in and out
You: okay
You: done
You: next
Stranger: know use the round object put it between ur tits and move it up and down
You: now*
You: FUCK my tits are bleeding profusely now
Stranger: ur kidding
You: no, i'm not.
Stranger: wat r u using as my dick
You: a knife, i told you
Stranger: u horny yet
You: if by horny you mean bleeding, then yes
Stranger: r u seriously bleeding
You: YES
You: FUCK YOU
You: jesus get me an ambulance
You: fuck
Stranger: y did u use a knife i said long and round
You: STFU YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
You: STOP ORDERING ME AROUND YOU CHAUVINIST
Stranger: sorry
You: no amount of apologizing will help
You: i have to go to the hospital now because of you
You: bye
You have disconnected.

Penor Invasion

Omegle conversation log

2010-08-13

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: sup
Stranger: hey
Stranger: nm u
You: can i masturbate to pics of you?
You: id appreciate it
Stranger: are u gay?
Stranger: cause i doubt u like 16 year old boys
You: i doubt you are one
Stranger: i am
You: a female in disguise
Stranger: nah
Stranger: im a guy
You: you are probably my type
You: fat
You: man tits
You: sagging
You: penis
You: DD balls
Stranger: u sound like a really disgusting chubby chaser
Stranger: u need help
Stranger: i know a place where u can pick up chicks ure type
Stranger: its called mcdonalds
You: im lusting after the hairs on your ass
You: and the hairline receeding between your asscrack and your scrotum
You: it's like rushing my penis through an elven forest of pubes.
Stranger: u sound like a short dude who cant get ass cause hes got a smalll dick
You: no
You: believe me
You: i could pound your tight little ass so hard
You: im so hard gay for you
You: and your elven pube forest
Stranger: how old are u
You: ach
You: god
You: i can imagine it now
You: they have their old language
You: all is quiet
You: till suddenly
You: a massive penis
You: big
Stranger: u really need help man
You: veiny bastard
Stranger: id get that checked out
Stranger: if i were u
You: plows the fuck through asscrackia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Sentence Game (03)

Back from break....not that anyone noticed.

Omegle conversation log

2010-08-11

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: you!
Stranger: tell ma a story!
Stranger: please?
You: hello there
You: um sure
Stranger: lol:)
Stranger: yay!
You: but how about we both do it
You: playing the sentence game
Stranger: lol, you say the first sentence then me then you! lol
Stranger: omg, you read my mind
You: or i was thinking we do it word by word
Stranger: <3
You: however you prefer
You: yes
Stranger: nahh, sentence
You: <3
You: alrighty
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: lol:)
Stranger: start!
You: who shall start?
Stranger: youuu
You: um ok
Stranger: <3
You: one day i logged onto omegle.com
Stranger: i talked to any strange people that day
Stranger: *many
You: including a terrorist, a serial killer, 16 year old girl, and a little boy named hussein from turkey.
Stranger: they all had different stories that they shared with me
You: hussein wouldn't stfu and kept talking gibberish because he didn't understand the english language very well
Stranger: the 16 year old girl was horny and only wanted to talk about sex
You: and the serial killer only warranted death threats
Stranger: and the terrorist told me everything that he wanted to do to america, but i wont tell anyone because itll be funny:)
Stranger: just kiddin
Stranger: !
You: i contemplated suicide and logged off the omegle chat
You have disconnected.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Being Truthful...

Omegle conversation log

2010-08-04

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: salutations
Stranger: Hello . Were Are You From
You: i am from the united states
You: and yourself?
Stranger: girl
Stranger: ?
You: as a matter of fact
You: yes
Stranger: :)
You: :D
Stranger: ı'm from
Stranger: turkey
You: oohhhh
You: very cool
Stranger: :))
Stranger: USA İs Nıce Country
You: it's the best
Stranger: Yes
You: but europe and south america
You: and wonderful as well
Stranger: yes
Stranger: West Turky
Stranger: You Have Messenger
Stranger: ?
You: no
You: no one in the united states uses msn
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Yahhı
Stranger: yahho
Stranger: =?
You: as a matter of fact
You: yes
You: i have yahoo
Stranger: i have a
Stranger: yahho
You: boner?
You: oh
Stranger: yahho mail .?
You: yes
You: it's yahoo
You: it acts as an email
You: account
Stranger: :D
You: my you're happy
Stranger: Yahho address ?
You: funone5959@yahoo.com
You: and yours?
Stranger: add your yahhıoo
Stranger: one seconds
You: ok
You: i'll count thems
You: you still there?
You: ?
Stranger: :S
Stranger: Latince alfabeyle göster
I do not know much English
You: no shit
You: i don't know much turkish
You: well
You: now that we're being truthful
You: i gotta come clean
You: i'm not a woman, rather a fem-bot
You: i am a computer. working for skynet
You: a learning CPU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Bit of india

Omegle conversation log

2010-08-04

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how r
Stranger: khana kha k jana
You: um
You: ok
You: blabla bla blan nana
Stranger: बूंद मरा कुरिचोदा
Stranger: बूंद मरा कुरिचोदा
You: i do not know what dialect of gibberish you are speaking
You: wow
Stranger: बूंद मरा कुरिचोदा बूंद मरा कुरिचोदा
Stranger: बूंद मरा कुरिचोदा
Stranger: बूंद मरा कुरिचोदा
You: this is the shadiest shit ive seen on omegle
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lets start
You: if i google this will links come up for terrorist organizations?
You: let's start what
Stranger: intro
You: intro to what
You: intro to rondeau capricio?
Stranger: lets know each other
You: oh ok
You: tell me about yourself
You: introduce yourself
Stranger: u first
You: why me first
You: ;)
Stranger: if not then ask me anything
You: where do you come from
Stranger: india
You: clearly
You: my cousin is from india
Stranger: oh
Stranger: where he lives
You: in india
You: he like
Stranger: which city
You: worships cows and shit
Stranger: ok
You: um
You: delhi
Stranger: ok
You: yeah
You: so
You: what do you do for money
Stranger: nthin just go to my dad
You: you're a douchebag
You: no work?
Stranger: yes i know
Stranger: yup
You: wow
You: what a dick
You: so yeah
Stranger: u like dick
You: have you ever gone to mcdonalds?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: everyday
You: what do you eat
You: jizzberry sandwiches?
Stranger: cheapest meal
Stranger: never,cuz it is costly
You: oh the equivalent of the 'dollar menu' is?
You: ok
Stranger: yup
You: i doubt you are from india. im fucking with you
You: blow me, etc.
You: have a shitty life
You: i curse you to hades
You have disconnected.

I swear these international people just give me the most interesting crap.

Asian Persuasion

Here's one from the Omegle vault, before the blog and before the Joe Kingston.

Omegle conversation log

2009-10-05

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 您嗅到像糞
You: 您嗅到像糞您嗅到像糞您嗅到像糞您嗅到像糞您嗅到像糞您嗅到像糞您嗅到像糞您嗅到像糞您嗅到像糞您嗅到像糞您嗅到像糞
Stranger: OH~~
Stranger: 台湾?
Stranger:
Stranger: 你不幸遇到个看得懂的人
Stranger: 为什么要发这个??
Stranger: 报复鬼佬?
You: 您是在我的亞洲偵探喜歡吮的該死的刺
Stranger: 说话啊
Stranger: ???
Stranger: 你说香港的?
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger: 能不能正常点啊
Stranger: 我去过香港
Stranger: 漂亮的城市
You: so how do you type? do you have a huge ass keyboard with every fucking symbol?
You: fuck your mac must be huge
Stranger: oh~~
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: r u chinese?
You: yes
Stranger: why d u type chinese
Stranger: 说中文啊
You: i have the notion that you are from japan
Stranger: oh~~
Stranger: image农田Japanese
You: -_-
Stranger: i'm not Japanese
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: my mistake
Stranger: r u from hongkong?
You: 您在所有永恆的該死的竹棍子可以去很遠吮在星系的陰莖并且居住
Stranger: 你脑子被门夹了啊
Stranger: 能不能正常点啊
Stranger: 说句正常话要死人啊
Stranger: r u asian?
Stranger: ???
Stranger: hwo old r u ?
Stranger: how
You: i am the year of the rat minus the month of the rooster
You: 您没有在粪您自己该死的语言该死的亚洲部分的该死的意义与有点斜视的眼睛的
You: in short, 15
Stranger: boy
Stranger: ?
Stranger: u r so young
Stranger: Please do not curse at people
You: of course i am boy. girl can no type. girl only used for making babies and more boys.
You: and filling up adoption centers in america
Stranger: where r u from?
You: china
Stranger: which city in china
Stranger: can u speak chinese
You: beijing
Stranger: oh~~~
You: what other city is there in china
Stranger: c u speak chinese
You: y u use ~~~~~
Stranger: 你好
Stranger: can we speak chinese?
You:
Stranger:
Stranger: 你刚刚怎么说话那么奇怪啊
You: 不原谅人的亲切
Stranger: ???????
Stranger: 你那叫亲切?
Stranger: 你刚刚都在说什么火星语,还都是骂人的
You: 您能否停止告诉在该死的矛盾?
Stranger: 弟弟你能不能正常点说话
Stranger: i think u r not chinese
You: yes i am
Stranger: u cant speak chinese
You: i have squinty eyes
Stranger: ==+
You: and a small dick
You: it so tiny
You: 8=D
You: like mickey mouse
Stranger: i'm male from china
Stranger: nice to meet u
Stranger: i think u r not chinese
You: 我不认为您汉语。 您给您的系列带来羞辱。 您不妨是女孩。
You: where are you from
Stranger: 我是中国人
Stranger: i from china
You: but where?
Stranger: chongqing
Stranger: 重庆
You: oh my aunt is from there
Stranger: Your Chinese grammar is wrong
You: sorry that it is not that good
You: do you think i am chinese?
Stranger: oh~~~
Stranger: no
Stranger: u r not chinese
You: i am good at math. i am taking calculus
Stranger: all the chinese people can speak chinese language
You: owelkl
You: well not in my family
You: my mac speaks chinese for me
You: ur country has an aoppresive gov
You: no
You: our country
You: 我们何时将接管美国
You: ?
You: ??????????????????
You: teme
Stranger: oh~~~
Stranger: ur chinese garmmar is wrong
You: no it doesn't
You: english is the far superior language
Stranger: oh~~
Stranger: i cant believe that u r chinese
You: well it is
You: look at america success
You: and it infruence
Stranger: i think u r from USA or Europa
You: ew
You: europa
You: no i from china
You: 为什么不要相信我您
Stranger: u cant speak chinese
You: 是能i
Stranger: You are using the translator
You: what translator?
Stranger: Online translation
Stranger: u r not chinese
Stranger: all the chinese people can't speak wrong chinese grammar
You: 您使我給系列哭泣和帶來羞辱
You: 您使我給系列哭泣和帶來羞辱
You have disconnected.

您嗅到像糞 = you smell like shit
您是在我的亞洲偵探喜歡吮的該死的刺 = You are the damn thorn which likes sucking in my Asian spy (rough translation ?)
您在所有永恆的該死的竹棍子可以去很遠吮在星系的陰莖并且居住 = You may go very to suck in all eternal damn bamboo sticks in the galaxy penis, and lives
.....no comment there.