Omegle conversation log
2011-04-02
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hey there
You: how are thigns
You: things*'
Stranger: ^_^ pretty good!
Stranger: What about you?
You: im alright, finally caught up on sleep
Stranger: Ahhh, I wish I could say the same
Stranger: Should be sleeping now... >.>
You: lol why don't you
Stranger: Because I'm a night owl and my body hates me lol
You: ah i understand
Stranger: Yep.
Stranger: Doesn't help when you're day job requires you to be active
You: lol what day job doesn't require one to be active?
Stranger: ... Crossing guard
You: idk one time i crossed against the light and the crossing lady chased me down
You: used mace and everything
Stranger: Whoa! What did you do to make her chase you?
You: well
You: on top of disobeying her ordering me not to cross the street, i flipped her off in the middle of the street. while this was happening, two cars t-boned each other at the major intersection she was supposed to be guarding while others were crossing
Stranger: O.O Yep, definitely a reason to break out the mace.
You: o yea
Stranger: Guessing you didn't cross there from then on?
You: nah i went back the next day and she wasn't there
You: ....ever again
Stranger: ... What did you DO!? lol
You: raped that bitch, cleansed her soul
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
