Thursday, July 22, 2010

Douchebag

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-21

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: ...awkward silence.....
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: you wanna a fuck with me ?
You: figuratively or literally?
You: ?
You: don't keep me in suspense
Stranger: literally
Stranger: i want to be fXXKed
You: ok
You: how can we resolve this mini conundrum
You: of you
You: wanting to be "fXXKed"
Stranger: you can start by sucking me off.
You have disconnected.

Anything to stop the awkward silence.

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