Saturday, November 27, 2010

Quickie (01)

Omegle conversation log

2010-11-27

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: beware, you put me on automatic love
You: time to call 1-800-GET-SOME
Stranger: give it to me
Stranger: like i want it
You: then call
You: you stupid bitch
Stranger: what's the point in living if you dont want to dane?
You: what's the point in fucking when you can stroke your dick for free?
You: ?
Stranger: can't beat the feeling
You: good lord you're boring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Pwn'd (!)

Omegle conversation log

2010-11-20

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Heyy!!
You: finally someone who isn't a moron
Stranger: Haha, I know right.
You: it appears that you do
You: so what's up
Stranger: Meh, nothing. My friend is over but he fell asleep. So now I'm just on here with nothing to do.
You: you should finger him
You: he'd' like that
Stranger: I was considering that.
You: i know i would
You: you know what
You: surprise him
You: with
You: surprise buttsecks
Stranger: He would like that a lot.
You: anal penetration would get me out of bed
Stranger: Maybe a surprise blowjob, too.
You: and depending on who's doing it to me
You: would make me stay in bed ;)
Stranger: It's only gay if the balls touch.
You: aw yea
Stranger: ;D
You: it's gay too if the eyes make contact
You: wear your sunglasses
You: 8)
Stranger: *puts on two pairs of shades*
You: ohhh yea
Stranger: I'm ready for this shit.
You: put ur finger in it
You: wow
You: that's so gay
You: have a good life
You have disconnected

All Caps Douchebag

Omegle conversation log

2010-11-20

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: UNDEROATH
You: huh
You: underneath?
Stranger: IT'S A BAND
You: oh
You: ok
Stranger: UNDEORATH
Stranger: <333333
You: does it promote writing in all caps?
You: well
Stranger: NOPE.
You: thank you for sharing your explicit interest in this band
Stranger: I DO THIS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL
You: it does
You: and it makes your penis bigger
Stranger: AND I'M EXCITED THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME.
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: KBYE
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

...Codie from canada :)

Omegle conversation log

2010-11-07

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey, I'm Codie from canada :)
You: hi
You: im brian from
You: illinois
Stranger: cool.. how are ya Brian?
You: im good
You: want to be facebook friends?
You: im 19 dw
You: not some random kid
Stranger: umm.. ok man
You: good
Stranger: you know i'm a guy right?
You: now i can see how much of a LOSER YOU TRULY ARE
You: yes
Stranger: haha .. cool :p
You: ikr
Stranger: yea
Stranger: so.. you got any hobbies?
You: yes
You: jacking off, porn, porno, and chess
Stranger: wow.. chess
Stranger: are you really good at it or just for fun?
You: both
Stranger: cool
You: ty
You: so is being gay a lifestyle or a profession for you?
Stranger: hahaha.. i would think its more of a lifestyle
Stranger: any hobbies other than chess ?
You: um
You: advanced weaponry during the renaissance
Stranger: really?
You: yes
You: why dont you believe me
You: you know what...
You: i will put a harpoon through your ass and make it a rape-poon and pull out your fucking intestines with my goddamn american bitch-ass mouth if you deny my authenticity AGAIN, bitch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.