Sunday, February 13, 2011

Whitest Argument...EVER

Be warned: this is quite possibly the whitest argument I encountered through my use of Omegle.com. The posts have been scarce due to the semester's busyness. There will be more soon! (If anyone still cares)

Omegle conversation log

2011-02-13

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: sup
Stranger: Hello
You: how are things?
Stranger: Nothing much, you>
Stranger: ?
You: same on this end
You: nothing too much is up
You: except
You: lol
You: my friend is absolutely crazy
Stranger: why?
You: he's convinced that another friend of mine is brainwashing him
You: it's hysterical
Stranger: Drugs are bad, M'Kay?
You: ....
You: um yea sure
Stranger: M'kay
You: thanks for the random south park reference
Stranger: It's no problem Childeren
You: you're so goddamn funny
Stranger: No I'm not, stop lying, it'll send you straight to hell
You: you just - what's the phrase? - "keep, 'em comin'"
Stranger: Whats your name my good man?
Stranger: Indeed
You: joe
You: what is your name?
You: oh i know it
You: it's faggot
Stranger: Well Joe, what's your profession, and please don't say Plumber
Stranger: Actually it's pronounced "Fag-Ouh" but whatever
You: my profession? mechanical engineer
You: woooooo
You: w
You: the whole denial thing
You: really
You: doesn't work
You: but w/e
You: i'll let the stupidity ramble
Stranger: Stupidity, I haven't the foggiest idea what your talking about?
You: by that sentence construction you have inadvertently proven your stupidity in numbers
Stranger: By your lack of punctuation, capitalization and grammatical skill, I'd say you did the same...
Stranger: ...and so we meet an impass.
You: it really took you a long time to come up with that retort
Stranger: It took you an equally long time for your reply, problem?
You: haha you're telling me about punctuation?
You: you don't even end your sentences with periods
Stranger: Neither do you...sir.
You: i never said i did, ma'am
Stranger: Plus, most of these aren't sentences, they're statements, and questions.
Stranger: Please, at least capitalize "I", it takes so little effort to do, and it looks so much better.
You: if you make a statement, then the end of it belongs a period (.), should you want to be grammatically correct 24/7
You: you're not worth the effort
Stranger: That's what your father said when he left
Stranger: *zing*
You: no matter how little it may be (twss)
You: i implore you to not bring our parents into this
You: for they have absolutely nothing to do with this matter
Stranger: Once again, "I" and secondly, your right, that was out of bounds, the ball now rests in your court.
You: ....WOW "your right, that was out of bounds, the ball now rests in your court."
You: see the problem there?
You: you're
Stranger: I see, I am terribly sorry about that...but "see the problem there?"
Stranger: *See the problem there?
You: nope
Stranger: Yep
You: that's consistency on my part, friend
You: i have yet to capitalize the first letter in the first word of any of my statements
Stranger: Consistency doesn't make it correct, and I'm not your friend, buddy.
You: you are a blatant retard.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.