Weirdass.

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-31

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hello

Stranger: i love you.

You: thank you

You: give me reasons

You: please

Stranger: *slaps* TELL ME YOU LOVE ME

You: why

You: slaps what?

You: penis

You: face

You: hand

You: chest

Stranger: face

You: what do you slap

You: ah

You: what a bitch

You: i don't even know you

Stranger: ... please, say you love me

You: no

You: because

You: if i do

You: and you're a guy

You: you'll just say

You: wow you're gay

Stranger: im not a guy.

You: i'm sure

You: you are

You: ;)

Stranger: I guess, i am so horrible, that even the simplest wish of mine shall never be completed...

You: no it can be

Stranger: *takes out dagger*

You: you don't need strangers from omegle to express love for you

You: dumbass

Stranger: goodbye.

Stranger: *stabs self in the heart*

You: sends thank you note

You: for killing yourself

Stranger: your conversational partner has died.

You: my suicidal* partner has died

You: what a shame

Stranger: *bleep*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

To the Point

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-30

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hello

Stranger: Hey!

You: how goes things?

Stranger: awesome(: and yourself?

You: i'd have to say the same

Stranger: Okay

You: yes

You: ikr

Stranger: Haha well why is it awesome?

You: im finally recovering from the removal of my wisdom teeth

You: and i'm finally not paired with a moron on omegle to talk to

Stranger: haha yeah that's a plus(:

Stranger: thanks!

You: cut the crap. tits or gtfo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Definitive Genius

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-25

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hello

Stranger: hell O hahahaha

You: i fail to see what is funny

Stranger: nothing is funny

You: oh you said hell

You: and

You: added o

Stranger: yeah

You: that's fucking ingenious

You: i remember doing that when i was 5

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Boring Conversationalist from the Start

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-29

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: fuck you're boring

Stranger: how dare you

You: i dared

You: how??

You: idk

Stranger: amazing

You: thank you

Stranger: what is idk

You: what

You: nah you're fucking with me

Stranger: ? :D

You: what is semicolon capital d?

Stranger: do you mean the capital of the usa?

Stranger: its washington

You: hm

Stranger: washington dc*

You: it appears that you have undergone surgery that has the aftereffect of a lobotomy

You: i hope you don't have control of the computer too long

You: first you're on omegle

You: then you're ordering dildos from amazon.com

You: then you're jacking off on chatroulette

Stranger: if you think so

You: that's how it goes with mindless baboons

Stranger: :)

You: i see you take that as a compliment

Stranger: I am more wiser than you can ever imagine

You: .....more wiser

You: just wiser

Stranger: I am so sorry that english is not my mother language

You: and i am so happy mine is

Stranger: congratulations

You: when you speak a language, you should learn it properly

You: how would you like it if i came to your country

Stranger: "applause"

You: speaking your language

You: with horrid grammar

You: pronunciation

Stranger: lol

You: etc.

Stranger: that wasn even a big error

You: you're probably fucking with me

Stranger: wasnt*

You: well with myself it's enough to piss me off

You: wasn't*

Stranger: ":)"

You: go back to school

Stranger: why are so vexed? something bothering you?

You: your overwhelming stupidity

You: not only concerns me

You: but simultaneously bothers me

You: why are you so concerned? do you pretend to care?

Stranger: why so serious

You: hilairous

You: that works on so many levels

You: i tip my bonnet to you

You: and thrust a letter opener into your right nipple

You have disconnected.

Presumed Pedophilia

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-28

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hello

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: asl

You: how are things in the world of you?

You: oh

You: 19 m usa

You: and yourself?

Stranger: hows your dick

You: it's ok i guess

Stranger: kool

You: thank you

You: so

You: i gave you my asl

You: how about you give me yours to give me an idea as to who i am talking to

You: that is, if you want to

Stranger: sorry i dnt give my asl out to pedos

You: huh

You: well i can assure you that i am no pedophile

You: but anyways

You: that information is up to you to disclose to people over the internet

Stranger: i know so no to u pedos

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What remarkable talent. This fellow was able to discern my sexual preferences via reading instant message correspondences. Excuse my slang, but I feel it necessary to exclaim, "What a jag off".

POP!

I go on Omegle not 15 minutes ago and holy shit. There's this 'pop' noise. First conversation ever with it.

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-27

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hello

Stranger: Hi

You: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Stranger: WHAT?

You: there's a fucking noise

Stranger: POP

You: with every message

You: YES

Stranger: POP

You: FUCK

Stranger: IM CRACKIN UP

You: DRIP

You: holy shit

You: woah

You: omegle is global

Stranger:

You: !

Stranger:

Stranger:

Stranger: !!!!

You: dude

You: this is fucking awesome

Stranger: i love this noise

Stranger: i want to spam messages to hear it forever

You: it's like you pluck a wet pussy

You: like

You: how you can make the plucking noise

You: with your mouth

You: except at a higher frequency

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guest Convo (02)

From the same fellow who brought the blog our despicably racist friend from last month, here is another conversation donation from my "mystery Omegle friend".

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-27

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hello

You: !

Stranger: hi

Stranger: what's ur name?

You: ?

You: ke$ha

You: yours?

Stranger: hussein

Stranger: u have a nice name

Stranger: :)

You: thank you!

You: you too ;)

Stranger: thnx

Stranger: where r u from?

You: tiktok, usa

You: and you?

Stranger: egypt

You: ooooo exotic ;)

Stranger: :)

Stranger: how old r u?

You: 21

You: and you?

Stranger: 19

You: nice

Stranger: did u visit egypt before?

You: nope

You: have you visited tiktok?

Stranger: no but i wish to meet u lol :D

Stranger: can i take ur email if u don't mind

You: sure one sec

Stranger: tyt

You: funone5959@yahoo.com

Stranger: i'll add u now :)

You: ;)

You: i have to go

You: goodbye

You have disconnected.

I will post whatever this person writes in the email.

Would You Like to See My....

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-27

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hi

You: would you like to see my titties?

Stranger: hey

You: yes or no

You: i guess it's a no

You: no titties for you

You: you are going to miss my

You: big

Stranger: show me

You: juicy

You: breasts

Stranger: hey

Stranger: you there

You: that can barely be contained

Stranger: i wanna see them

You: give me reasons

You: a step by step analysis of why i should expose them to you, with a proper thesis outline alongside with an introductory paragraph, thorough conclusion, a works cited page, and an annotated bibliography...

You: ...as to why i should show them.

Stranger: I love you all ready

Stranger: you are pretty in my head

Stranger: and your very sexy

You: well deserved. ( . Y . )

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Filling the Penor Gap

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-26

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hi

Stranger: you touched my ta la la..ooo my ding ding dong

You: http://latenightomegle.blogspot.com/

You: you are going to be on this site for your originality

You: congratulations

You: anything to say?

You: other than disconnecting

Stranger: IM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD

You: holy fuck

Stranger: wht?

You: YOU'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD

Stranger: I KNOW MAN! ITS AWESOME

You: SHITTHEFUCK

You: OMG

You: ALLCAPS

Stranger: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

You: i don't have one i live in a trailer

Stranger: trailers have doors

You: mine doesn't

You: i walk in through the shitter slopt

You: slot*

Stranger: i dont think you would fit

You: ikr my massive brain

You: and penor

Stranger: penor?

You: yes

Stranger: what is that

You: do you have a penor

You: wtf do you think, my ocular nerve cavity?

Stranger: well its possible if you just believe

You: ikr to believe i have a door

You: oh well

You: maybe disney will make an animated story about my life

You: with mild singing throughout

Stranger: keep dreaming and all your dreams will come true

Stranger: nice nice

You: ikr

Stranger: and idont have a penor if i am thinking rightr

You: didn't mulan say something like kill all who are in your way of your dream

You: are you a girl?

You: i am sure you are not

You: and if so

You: you have a very

You: very

You: small penor

Stranger: no i believe she didnt and yes..i am a girl

You: ha

You: bullshit

Stranger: WTF IS PENOR

You: what girl is on this

Stranger: me

You: you are one stupid girl

You: you have a computer

You: google it

Stranger: well you are hilbilly

You: urbandictionary it

You: ha

You: no?

Stranger: thanks for stating the obvious

You: i prefer the term white trash

Stranger: that too

You: thanks for not doing the logical choice

Stranger: mayeb im lazy

You: this is why women shouldn't be able to use the internet, vote, or drive

You: maybe you're a crackwhore

Stranger: like all fuckin huimans in this world shitter

You: key word = maybe

You: well you need to fill your gaping vagina with a penor

You: because

You: fuck you're pised

Stranger: im not pised your just overreacting

You: ok you're a guy. what woman opens up with saying "Stranger: you touched my ta la la..ooo my ding ding dong"

Stranger: its from a youtube video

You: no shit wattson

Stranger: uh ok?

Stranger: okso its not my fault i have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow?

You: ok so it is?

Stranger: I NEED TO USE JUMBO TAMPONS

Stranger: NO NEED TO JUDGE

You: you need to understand the meaning of 'tits or gtfo'. primarily the 'gtfo' part

Stranger: i know what they mean

You: .......

Stranger: but you never saida that

Stranger: so im good

Stranger: i think ill stay on thanks

You: i'll let you think you outwitted me......ok that's enough cockbullshit time. 'tits or gtfo' is always implied

You: you mindless baboon

You: you know what

Stranger: uh i dont think i outwitted anyone

You: im sure you wear a codpiece

Stranger: im justr talkin

You: "Stranger: so im good
Stranger: i think ill stay on thanks"

Stranger: justa casual conversation

You: that is the speak of a little bitch

You: who thinks he/she won his/her way

Stranger: oh ok ill let you think what all your saying is bothering me just to make the little dick happy k?

Stranger: i also love how made your getting on this thing

Stranger: mad*

You: you know what you're filling in the gap in my gums where my wisdom teeth used to be not twelve hours ago. with your immense amount of bullshit

You: made my getting?

You have disconnected.

Break Ups

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-25

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Stranger: Hey, I'm trying to figure out how to break up w my gf. Were gonna be hs seniors this year and I know I don't wanna bring the relationship to college, but I do wanna continue til hs is over. How do I handle this?

You: well

You: there are several ways

You: first you can just wait till summer starts

You: and just break it off

You: if you want a short, quick break

You: you can just shoot her

You: in her sleep

Stranger: fuck. that's not too shabby.

You: sweet dreams, bitch.

You: also have you considered stabbing her?

You: this can be very efficent in getting your message across. nothing says "let's break up" better than a straight stab to the leg.

Stranger: ....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ear Lobes.

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-24

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hello

Stranger: hey

You: how are things?

Stranger: alright, just got punched in the face by a leprechaun. No biggy.

You: ok good

You: i hope it went better than the time i almost got raped by the easter bunny

You: that was one bad halloween

Stranger: Ahh not good. Also like when on my birthday Big Bird came and ate my ear lobe.

You: my girlfriend nibbles my ear lobe. I wonder what it would be like to have one or both gone

You: idk i guess she could nibble my dick or something

You: how's that working out? that is, having one ear lobe

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guess he didn't hear me?

:)

Meet Stephanie from San Antonio. She goes on Omegle late at night and uses way too many fucking smiley faces, as if they were punctuation markings.

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-22

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hello

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hw r u?

You: im alright

You: and yourself?

Stranger: im great,thanx for asking :)

You: not a problem!

You: it's the least i could do for you asking about my well being

Stranger: :) :) ur nice :)

Stranger: btw,im stephanie :)

You: hello stephanie

You: my name is joe

Stranger: nice 2 meet u joe :)

You: it is a pleasure to meet your acquaintance

Stranger: thanx :) so,where do u come from?? :)

You: i live in chicago

You: how about yourself?

Stranger: keewwl,im from texas :)

You: neato

Stranger: san antonio :)

You: southern texas

You: nice

Stranger: ya,its pretty cool over here:)

Stranger: u shud come visit sometime :)

You: haha got any good hotels?

Stranger: yah,lots of them :)

You: oh nice

You: in that case

You: i'll have to plan a trip

Stranger: hehehe,u better :)

You: i shall

Stranger: btw,im 18 :)

You: i myself am 19

Stranger: kewwl,1 yr older :)

You: ok i'd swear you were coming on to me with those smiley faces.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sentence Game (02)

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-22

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hey

Stranger: hey.

You: let's play the sentence game

You: you do one word

Stranger: alrighty.

You: i do one

You: ok you got it

Stranger: The

You: large

Stranger: hippo

You: stroked

Stranger: my

You: dildo

Stranger: passionately

You: .

Stranger: But

You: later

Stranger: the

You: dildo

Stranger: ran

You: into

Stranger: a

You: gigantic

Stranger: monstrous

You: steamy

Stranger: gay

You: bar

Stranger: .

You: The rhino stroked his penis gently for days awaiting the didlo. It came back 4 years later covered with the sperm of 9223 men including your dad's. upon seeing the dildo the rhino exclaimed "come here you sick dick". the dildo was cradled in the rhino's arms and they lived happily ever after.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.