Omegle conversation log
2010-07-29
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: fuck you're boring
Stranger: how dare you
You: i dared
You: how??
You: idk
Stranger: amazing
You: thank you
Stranger: what is idk
You: what
You: nah you're fucking with me
Stranger: ? :D
You: what is semicolon capital d?
Stranger: do you mean the capital of the usa?
Stranger: its washington
You: hm
Stranger: washington dc*
You: it appears that you have undergone surgery that has the aftereffect of a lobotomy
You: i hope you don't have control of the computer too long
You: first you're on omegle
You: then you're ordering dildos from amazon.com
You: then you're jacking off on chatroulette
Stranger: if you think so
You: that's how it goes with mindless baboons
Stranger: :)
You: i see you take that as a compliment
Stranger: I am more wiser than you can ever imagine
You: .....more wiser
You: just wiser
Stranger: I am so sorry that english is not my mother language
You: and i am so happy mine is
Stranger: congratulations
You: when you speak a language, you should learn it properly
You: how would you like it if i came to your country
Stranger: "applause"
You: speaking your language
You: with horrid grammar
You: pronunciation
Stranger: lol
You: etc.
Stranger: that wasn even a big error
You: you're probably fucking with me
Stranger: wasnt*
You: well with myself it's enough to piss me off
You: wasn't*
Stranger: ":)"
You: go back to school
Stranger: why are so vexed? something bothering you?
You: your overwhelming stupidity
You: not only concerns me
You: but simultaneously bothers me
You: why are you so concerned? do you pretend to care?
Stranger: why so serious
You: hilairous
You: that works on so many levels
You: i tip my bonnet to you
You: and thrust a letter opener into your right nipple
You have disconnected.
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