Sunday, July 18, 2010

Wie geht es Ihnen?

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-18

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: salutations!
Stranger: hi!
You: how are things currently with yourself?
Stranger: so-so.u?
You: things have been good
Stranger: cool
You: indubitably
Stranger: asl?pls
You: sure
You: 19 m usa
You: and yourself?
Stranger: 16 f germany
You: ah then i should have asked
You: wie geht es ihnen?
Stranger: wie geht es ihnen!
You: sehr gut!
Stranger: u know german?
You: not entirely
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hereby declare myself a 'noob' in speaking the German language. To that I say, "Wenn ich dich finde ich will ficken Mord Ihnen und Ihrer Familie, hacken Sie in kleine Stücke wie Sauerkraut und geben Ihre Knochen der deutschen Hirten." Suck it, bitch.

1 comment:

  1. Rough translation* "I will fucking kill you and your family, chop you into small pieces of sauerkraut, and give your bones to the German Shepards."

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