Torture.

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-15

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Just getting this out of the way I'm an 18 year old male in the USA. You?

You: 19 f usa

Stranger: Nice. Where in the USA?

You: chicago

You: and yourself?

Stranger: Boston

Stranger: How has your Summer been so far?

You: it's been good

You: and yours?

Stranger: I've been enjoying it very much. You travel at all this Summer?

You: nope. just been hanging around a house

You: the house**

Stranger: Nice. You attending college?

You: i currently am

You: have you been accepted anywhere?

Stranger: I'm actually currently attending college as well. What college are you in?

You: I attend the university of buttfuck. i major in biochemical engineering and minor in testicular torture.

Stranger: That sounds like a rather painful place to attend. What type of testicular torture are you learning to implement?

You: well the focus of the course is directed toward the right testicle, the more fragile testicle if you will.

Stranger: Naturally.

You: next semester in TT 203 we are focusing on the molecular structure of the testicle and how nerve variants are displaced throughout the testicle, and how they differ from testicle to testicle

You: a quite interesting and painful process.

Stranger: Do you have any specimens in which to dissect?

You: but of course

You: you can not generate a fake testicle

You: that is, until the japanese make a robotic one

Stranger: It's only a matter of time. Do you find testicular torture to be arousing?

You: you are one sick fuck to ask that question

You: i am sure all this testicle talk is getting you on

Stranger: I see nothing wrong with one getting off on smashing a few balls.

You: smashing is too simple for testicular torture

You: far too simple

You: see

Stranger: I myself am taking aback, but if it's consensual I see nothing wrong with it.

You: what are you talking about

You: anyways, the focal point of pain within the testicle is when the seminiferous tubes are extrapolated from their inter-tubular linings

You: getting in there is painful enough, though

Stranger: Indeed. In a round about type of way I imagine it would be similar to how a women must feel when undergoing uterine prolaspe.

Stranger: prolapse*

You: well when i was a freshman, i considered going into ovarian torture

You: but

You: it just didn't work out

You: enough about me

You: what types of torture appeal to you

You: i see you are most efficient a boring people to death

Stranger: I myself don't see any pleasure in torture, and apologize if I'm causing you any ill-ease.

You: well torture is not for everyone

Stranger: True. I assume it takes a strong mental fortitude to go into

Stranger: and the ability to disassociate

Stranger: however you being a female shouldn't find it hard to disassociate when torturing one's testicles.

You: indeed

Stranger: So what lines of work are available for a testicle torturer?

You: oh quite a plenty

You: FBI

You: CTU

You: TTT

Stranger: KKK?

You: NO!

You: that is not funny, you insensitive prick.

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