Mac or PC?

Omegle conversation log

2010-06-30

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello!

Stranger: asl?

You: 19 m usa

You: and yourself?

Stranger: 18 f australia

You: coolio

Stranger: :)

Stranger: ahh i love america

You: it is very nice

You: but i would rather be in australia

You: or europe

You: one or the other

You: too many morons in america

Stranger: LOL ye australias ok i guess

Stranger: haha really

You: yup

Stranger: where abouts u live in?

You: chicago

Stranger: ahhh

Stranger: nicee

You: it is, it is

You: pics?

You: lol jk

Stranger: LOL nonneeee at all, new computer lol

You: what kind?

Stranger: hp

You: BITCH

You have disconnected.

Oddity

Omegle conversation log

2010-06-30

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: salutations

Stranger: why do you live?

You: because i choose to

You: why do you

Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA

You: isn't it abra kadabra

You: ?

Stranger: bitch bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Questions.

Omegle conversation log

2010-06-28

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: ask me anything except asl

You: alrighty

You: m or f

You: where exactly IS your location?

You: and just how old are you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"Bro" Stupidity

Omegle conversation log

2010-06-27

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: ..
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..........¸¸.../.......... ¯.·¸
........./.................'...../
........(¸(...´...´.... _~\¸...¸)
..........\'\...\....\.......\¸_/
.............\,_\¸...¸\¸__¸·'
...................¯¯

You: downward fist?

You: wtf is that

Stranger: a bro fist, bump it

You: sorry i don't do that

Stranger: WHAT

Stranger: why not

You: because that's the equivalent of rubbing penises together, nothing wrong with it I just don't do it.

Stranger: you not a bro

You: no shit

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Brief Interruption

At this point in the night I was obviously fed up with the nonsensical conversations on Omegle, so why not just screw with someone before calling it a night?

Omegle conversation log

2010-06-27

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: salutations!

Stranger: HELLO

Stranger: How are you?

You: im good, fellow citizen

You: and yourself?

Stranger: Fantastic, thanks

You: well

You: i can see that i am interrupting your penis sucking routine

You: i'll leave you alone

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Play Along

Omegle conversation log

2010-06-27

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: salutations!

Stranger: hii

You: fuck me if i'm wrong, but have we met before?

Stranger: imm idk

Stranger: have we ?

You: let's find out

Stranger: ok

You: yeah looks like i'm wrong

Stranger: ahha y

You: i'd remember you

Stranger: wel u cant see me sooo....

You: what computer are you using?

You: mac?

Stranger: no

You: laptop?

Stranger: yea

You: well

You: ya see that little circle above the screen?

Stranger: no

You: PLAY ALONG, BITCH

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Some Company

So much for enthusiasm.

Omegle conversation log

2010-06-26

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: salutations!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: im alright

You: and how are you?

Stranger: tired

Stranger: going to go to bed soon

You: ah

You: need some company?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...........obviously not

Nice to Meet You!

Omegle conversation log

2010-06-26

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: how are things?

Stranger: pretty good

You: excellent

You: my name is joe kingston

You: i look forward to this conversation

You: let's continue shall we?

Stranger: alright

You: fuck it

You have disconnected.

Guest Convo

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Language Converter

Sometimes people screw around with the translation feature on macs...

Omegle conversation log

2010-06-16

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: salutations!

Stranger: hello
你好
여보세요
नमस्ते
Halo
Hei
Bonjour
こんにちは


do you speak any of the above?

You: no sorry

You: only english

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so wats up?

You: not much

You: do you have a mac or something and want to speak in another language?

You: i doubt you know those languages fluently

Stranger: nope

You: i'd believe 4

Stranger: well i know english, hindi, chinese fluenltly

Stranger: and alot japanese but not That good

You: ah, then you are as useless as those countries

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Failed Attempt

Before I deleted the Joe Kingston profile, I was able to get tons of friends on facebook. After I deleted it, for some reason I have not been able to get anyone to get on the page. Here is one of many, many attempts to get it going again.

Omegle conversation log

2010-05-01

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey,what's up?

You: nm

You: just got a facebook

You: need friends lol

You: you?

Stranger: chatting,listening music

Stranger: ...

You: cool

Stranger: nothing special

Stranger: so....ur asl:)?

You: my name is joe kingston

You: you?

Stranger: Daiana

You: k

Stranger: age:)?

You: 19

Stranger: i'm just 14,lol:)

You: still legal

You: love knows no bounds

You: bitch

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Advice?

Don't ask for advice from anyone on Omegle...even me.

Omegle conversation log

2010-06-13

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: salutations!

Stranger: hey, can you give me some advice?

You: sure thing, on what?

Stranger: a boy

Stranger: so there's this guy i like and he partially likes me but have anxiety about girls and has work a lot and not a lot of free time, but i can tell he likes me, so i asked him if he wanted to get high and listen to music some time, and he was all excited and said yeah, then i asked him on friday if he wanted to do that that night but then he said he forgot he had to go hang out with his friend he doesnt get to see often, but the next day we could hang out, and then the next day i texted him and was like whats up
You: and he didnt answer b cuz he got transfered at work and was like pissed or something b cuz of that
You: so now i feel totally paranoid like he doesnt like me cos he never answered but idk
You: what do u think?

You: i think you have a pathetic life. you really do and ought to consult a psychiatrist over this knit-picky issue that you apparently need advice on. if you want to know if this fellow likes you, then be direct and ask him. i'm a guy and honestly i would love a girl to be direct with me.

You: texts are bullshit

Stranger: well, that's you, it makes some people nervous

You: call him

You: call him

You: enough of the text crap

Stranger: i sent one.

You: if you call, you get an answer

You: well then

You: confront him

Stranger: yeah true.

Stranger: but i'm too much of a pussy to do so

Stranger: who calls anymore?

You: i do

You: i make a point of it

You: it's de-socializing society

You: texts are bullshit

Stranger: absolutely.

You: seriously

You: tell him how you feel

You: you never know, this guy might like you

Stranger: he already knows i like him, and he does like me.

You: and if he doesn't, you won't spend all your time wondering

Stranger: which is why the avoidance is bothering me

You: i wouldn't be too concerned about it

You: just ask

You: life isn't a soap opera

You: or

You: the OC

Stranger: well, i'll call and see what happens from there

You: good

You: now

You: go away

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A Quick Survey

Sometimes it's good to know that your participation in a series of questions will end with some good advice.

Omegle conversation log

2010-06-13

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: so i must inquire

Stranger: ?

You: do you prefer cheese or peanut butter on your crackers?

Stranger: peanut butter

You: cake or pie?

Stranger: pie

You: jam or jelly?

Stranger: jelly

You: casettes or vhs?

Stranger: casettes

You: mac or pc?

Stranger: pc

You: america or russia?

Stranger: america

You: dicks or chicks? (personal, i know)

Stranger: chicks

You: boxers or briefs (again, personal..though i like to go with none)

Stranger: boxers

You: thank you for participating in this survey

Stranger: and?

You: we concluded you need to get off your ass and obtain a life. now.

You have disconnected.

Personal Question

I would never cyber...only suggest the idea and leave after the person decides to do it.

Omegle conversation log

2010-03-13

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: my name is brian

You: what is yours

Stranger: Hannah

You: hi hannah

Stranger: hey :)

You: salutations

You: so hannah

You: what is your age

Stranger: 14

You: ah

You: so

You: this might be a bit of a personal question

You: but

You: i feel more than inclined to ask

Stranger: haha ok

You: have you gotten your pussy pounded?

Stranger: nope

You: oh ok

Stranger: haha yeah

You: you should

You: soon

Stranger: haha i should

You: hahah

You: any prospective guys?

You: oh

You: women?

Stranger: not really

Stranger: never

You: oh really?

You: ok

You: how about we cyber

You: get down to buisness

You: ;)

Stranger: hhaha ok

You: You're sick

You: I'm 7

You have disconnected.