Relentlessly Boring

Omegle conversation log

2010-08-01

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: salutations

Stranger: hiya :)

Stranger: what? lol

You: what do you mean 'what'?

Stranger: nothing. doesnt matter

You: um ok

You: how goes things

Stranger: great thanks you?

You: i'd have to say the same

Stranger: good :)

You: it is very good

You: so

You: tell me about yourself

Stranger: what do you want to know? lol

You: anything

You: tell me 3 things about yourself that you would think would interest me

You: a stranger

You: ;)

Stranger: youe not a pedo are you?

Stranger: haha

You: no

You: i am not

You: and that is no laughing matter

You: pedophilia is a serious and growing problem in today's america

Stranger: ok. sorry :/

You: :/

You: yeah

Stranger: so you from america then?

You: you know maybe you shouldn't be on this site if you feel you are talking to pedophiles

You: yes

You: i am from america

Stranger: :)

Stranger: im from the uk

You: alrighty

You: is it 10am-ish there?

Stranger: yeah. well 10:40pm

You: ah ok

Stranger: 10:40am *

Stranger: sorry :L

You: lol i figured there was a type o

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so what time is it there?

You: 4:40

You: 6 hr difference

Stranger: am?

You: ....yes

Stranger: so how old are you? :)

You: i myself am 19

Stranger: ok

You: and if i dare ask

You: how old are you

Stranger: 15

You: coolio

Stranger: :)

You: yes

You: smileyface

You: :)

You: anyways

You: tell me something about the UK that i might not know

Stranger: ermmm....

Stranger: well i live in scotland so...

You: ah ok

You: i was going to ask what David Cameron has been up to

You: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: isnt he in america just now? lol

You: i actually don't know. i figured that was your job.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: have you ever been to scotland?

You: unfortunately no

You: do you play bagpipes?

Stranger: nope, i've never tried :L

You: ah you should

You: they're really fun

Stranger: have you? lol

You: i play them

You: yes

Stranger: cool

You: fuck you're boring

You: go eat some haggis

You have disconnected.

I swear it was late, and I couldn't get anything out of this loon.