Asian Persuasion

Here's one from the Omegle vault, before the blog and before the Joe Kingston.

Omegle conversation log

2009-10-05

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You: 您嗅到像糞

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Stranger: OH~~

Stranger: 台湾？

Stranger: 人

Stranger: 你不幸遇到个看得懂的人

Stranger: 为什么要发这个？？

Stranger: 报复鬼佬？

You: 您是在我的亞洲偵探喜歡吮的該死的刺

Stranger: 说话啊

Stranger: ？？？

Stranger: 你说香港的？

Stranger: 是

Stranger: ？

Stranger: 能不能正常点啊

Stranger: 我去过香港

Stranger: 漂亮的城市

You: so how do you type? do you have a huge ass keyboard with every fucking symbol?

You: fuck your mac must be huge

Stranger: oh~~

Stranger: where r u from

Stranger: r u chinese?

You: yes

Stranger: why d u type chinese

Stranger: 说中文啊

You: i have the notion that you are from japan

Stranger: oh~~

Stranger: image农田Japanese

You: -_-

Stranger: i'm not Japanese

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: my mistake

Stranger: r u from hongkong?

You: 您在所有永恆的該死的竹棍子可以去很遠吮在星系的陰莖并且居住

Stranger: 你脑子被门夹了啊

Stranger: 能不能正常点啊

Stranger: 说句正常话要死人啊

Stranger: r u asian?

Stranger: ???

Stranger: hwo old r u ?

Stranger: how

You: i am the year of the rat minus the month of the rooster

You: 您没有在粪您自己该死的语言该死的亚洲部分的该死的意义与有点斜视的眼睛的

You: in short, 15

Stranger: boy

Stranger: ?

Stranger: u r so young

Stranger: Please do not curse at people

You: of course i am boy. girl can no type. girl only used for making babies and more boys.

You: and filling up adoption centers in america

Stranger: where r u from?

You: china

Stranger: which city in china

Stranger: can u speak chinese

You: beijing

Stranger: oh~~~

You: what other city is there in china

Stranger: c u speak chinese

You: y u use ~~~~~

Stranger: 你好

Stranger: can we speak chinese?

You: 喂

Stranger: 恩

Stranger: 你刚刚怎么说话那么奇怪啊

You: 不原谅人的亲切

Stranger: ？？？？？？？

Stranger: 你那叫亲切？

Stranger: 你刚刚都在说什么火星语，还都是骂人的

You: 您能否停止告诉在该死的矛盾？

Stranger: 弟弟你能不能正常点说话

Stranger: i think u r not chinese

You: yes i am

Stranger: u cant speak chinese

You: i have squinty eyes

Stranger: ==+

You: and a small dick

You: it so tiny

You: 8=D

You: like mickey mouse

Stranger: i'm male from china

Stranger: nice to meet u

Stranger: i think u r not chinese

You: 我不认为您汉语。 您给您的系列带来羞辱。 您不妨是女孩。

You: where are you from

Stranger: 我是中国人

Stranger: i from china

You: but where?

Stranger: chongqing

Stranger: 重庆

You: oh my aunt is from there

Stranger: Your Chinese grammar is wrong

You: sorry that it is not that good

You: do you think i am chinese?

Stranger: oh~~~

Stranger: no

Stranger: u r not chinese

You: i am good at math. i am taking calculus

Stranger: all the chinese people can speak chinese language

You: owelkl

You: well not in my family

You: my mac speaks chinese for me

You: ur country has an aoppresive gov

You: no

You: our country

You: 我们何时将接管美国

You: ?

You: ??????????????????

You: teme

Stranger: oh~~~

Stranger: ur chinese garmmar is wrong

You: no it doesn't

You: english is the far superior language

Stranger: oh~~

Stranger: i cant believe that u r chinese

You: well it is

You: look at america success

You: and it infruence

Stranger: i think u r from USA or Europa

You: ew

You: europa

You: no i from china

You: 为什么不要相信我您

Stranger: u cant speak chinese

You: 是能i

Stranger: You are using the translator

You: what translator?

Stranger: Online translation

Stranger: u r not chinese

Stranger: all the chinese people can't speak wrong chinese grammar

You: 您使我給系列哭泣和帶來羞辱

You: 您使我給系列哭泣和帶來羞辱

You have disconnected.

您嗅到像糞 = you smell like shit

您是在我的亞洲偵探喜歡吮的該死的刺 = You are the damn thorn which likes sucking in my Asian spy (rough translation ?)

您在所有永恆的該死的竹棍子可以去很遠吮在星系的陰莖并且居住 = You may go very to suck in all eternal damn bamboo sticks in the galaxy penis, and lives

.....no comment there.