Bacon

Omegle conversation log

2010-08-18

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hello

Stranger: BACON

You: yes

You: bacon is good

Stranger: Mhm

You: truly "all caps" worthy

Stranger: Absolutely

You: so

You: bacon aside, what's up?

Stranger: Hm.. nothing to be honest which I suppose results to this site.

Stranger: You my friend?

You: very well said

You: not too much as i am leaving for school tomorrow

Stranger: Well, have fun.

You: i shall

Stranger: Alright, good to know brotha

You: so what are your opinions of the mosque that is to be built around ground zero?

You: oh this conversation will keep going

Stranger: Are you sure?

You: yes

You: that is, unless you are a jagoff and decide to disconnect

You: but i'll leave that to you ;D

You: i doubt you'd do it though, from one bacon lover to another

Stranger: I'm definitely going to girl, I'm dead.

You: ?

You: that makes no fucking sense, i implore you to elaborate

Stranger: I'm tired of talking on here

You: enough of these monkey shines

You: go wipe your ass

You: and

You: sleep

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"I'm definitely going to girl, I'm dead." I've heard things that made more sense from intoxicated individuals.