Friday, August 13, 2010

Guest Convo (03)

I fucking love this, thank you again "mystery Omegle friend"! ;) Stay secksy

Omegle conversation log

2010-08-13

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oasidfjs
Stranger: hey asl
You: 18 f usa
You: u?
Stranger: 20 m usa
You: alright enough chit chat let's get down to business
Stranger: alright
Stranger: horny??
You: fuck yea
Stranger: cyber sex
You: no shit
You: you start
Stranger: u got big tits
You: yea
You: 34 DD ;)
Stranger: laying in ur bed naked with my dick between ur tits
Stranger: how big is 34 dd
Stranger: u naked now
You: are you fucking retarded? ok even if i'm not you could use your imagination
You: god dammit
You: do you wanna cyber or not
Stranger: yea titty fuck
You: no shit
You: get graphic
You: get me horny
Stranger: kbeel down naked and put something between ur tits to be my dick and move it up and down
You: that made no sense
You: i can't get off to an unintelligle retar
You: d
You: unintelligible*
Stranger: get naked and use something as my dick and shove it up ur vagina
You: use something as your dick? ok how bout a knife
You: dumbass
You: do it right
Stranger: lay on ur bed naked and use something long and round and shove it up ur vagina in and out
You: okay
You: done
You: next
Stranger: know use the round object put it between ur tits and move it up and down
You: now*
You: FUCK my tits are bleeding profusely now
Stranger: ur kidding
You: no, i'm not.
Stranger: wat r u using as my dick
You: a knife, i told you
Stranger: u horny yet
You: if by horny you mean bleeding, then yes
Stranger: r u seriously bleeding
You: YES
You: FUCK YOU
You: jesus get me an ambulance
You: fuck
Stranger: y did u use a knife i said long and round
You: STFU YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
You: STOP ORDERING ME AROUND YOU CHAUVINIST
Stranger: sorry
You: no amount of apologizing will help
You: i have to go to the hospital now because of you
You: bye
You have disconnected.

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