It's Back!

Fuck it's been a while...anyway, things have been ridiculously busy and Omegle, for a while, was getting really slow. As it is picking up, I will post better and better Omegle conversations as the days progress, but there will never be another huge gap of time between posts.....unless I die or something. Enough of my bullshit. Onto Omegle goodness!

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-16

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: m?f?

You: how are things??

You: f

Stranger: good

Stranger: cool

You: awesome

Stranger: yea

You: s

You: so*

You: do you wanna cyber or something???

Stranger: idk

You: ok

Stranger: u?

You: well

You: i dont see y not ;)

Stranger: ok

Stranger: u start

You: well i come in all naked to the sight of you, stroking your penis

Stranger: oo

Stranger: good start

You: ty

Stranger: i squeeze ur nipples and stroke ur pussy with my dick

You: my raging vagina unleashes its fury onto your penis, gyrating faster and faster until it gets red with excitement, and your 1 inch erect penis finally becomes visible.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I still don't understand cybering. When asked to do so, it feels as if I am being asked to make a fucking romance novel or something. I still find it a tad disturbing how people get any form of excitement from it.