Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Big Questions

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-22

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello
You: hello!
Stranger: Asl
You: 19 f usa
You: and yourself?
Stranger: 18 m Canada :)
Stranger: I'm Matt :)
You: i'm sarah
You: ;)
Stranger: Hi Sarah :)
Stranger: Wanna talk about sex? :)
You: sure
You: what aspects
You: of sex
Stranger: 20 questions?
You: sounds good to mee
Stranger: I ask one and you ask one ? :)
You: okkk
Stranger: Are you horny? 1 to 10
Stranger: :)
You: about 7
Stranger: Sweet
You: are YOU horny
You: (same scale)
Stranger: Yes around a 6 :)
Stranger: What do you look like?
Stranger: Hair color?
Stranger: Eye color?
Stranger: Skin tone?
Stranger: Height?
Stranger: Are you fit? :)
Stranger: How big are your boobies? :)
You: fat. hair = purple. eyes = piss yellow. skin = rigid as an 80-year-old penis. 5ft 4 = height (sorry im not converting that to meters used in Canada) fit? fuck no. breast size 34DD
You: let me ask you one question
You: can i have some pics?
Stranger: K
Stranger: I don't have any
You: bullshit
You: fine
You: take some of your penis so i can distribute it on the world wide web.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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