Crossing Guard

Omegle conversation log

2011-04-02

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You: hi

Stranger: hey there

You: how are thigns

You: things*'

Stranger: ^_^ pretty good!

Stranger: What about you?

You: im alright, finally caught up on sleep

Stranger: Ahhh, I wish I could say the same

Stranger: Should be sleeping now... >.>

You: lol why don't you

Stranger: Because I'm a night owl and my body hates me lol

You: ah i understand

Stranger: Yep.

Stranger: Doesn't help when you're day job requires you to be active

You: lol what day job doesn't require one to be active?

Stranger: ... Crossing guard

You: idk one time i crossed against the light and the crossing lady chased me down

You: used mace and everything

Stranger: Whoa! What did you do to make her chase you?

You: well

You: on top of disobeying her ordering me not to cross the street, i flipped her off in the middle of the street. while this was happening, two cars t-boned each other at the major intersection she was supposed to be guarding while others were crossing

Stranger: O.O Yep, definitely a reason to break out the mace.

You: o yea

Stranger: Guessing you didn't cross there from then on?

You: nah i went back the next day and she wasn't there

You: ....ever again

Stranger: ... What did you DO!? lol

You: raped that bitch, cleansed her soul

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