"Do You Celebrate Christmas?" (01)

Omegle conversation log

2010-12-6

You: hello

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how r u?

You: im alright

You: and yourself?

Stranger: me2

Stranger: where from u?

You: im from poland

You: and yourself?

Stranger: u male or fe:?

Stranger: me from bangladesh

You: oh really?

You: i would never have guessed

You: i heard that place is a real shithole

You: sorry to hear it

Stranger: its ok

You: good

You: ur surrounded in poop

Stranger: ur name pls?

You: my name

You: is

You: joe kingston

Stranger: nice name

You: thank you

You: i made it up

You: and yours?

Stranger: me rashed

Stranger: what do u do?

You: i am a systems analyst at the university of chimognowek in warsaw

Stranger: great

You: currently running and burning unwanted CPU files so the government does not find out our plans

You: and you?

Stranger: i am student of dania university college

Stranger: oh

You: oh

You: how's that going?

Stranger: not bad

You: good

You: because i hear that the deodorant industry is flourshing

You: and you know what that means

You: more deodorant for poor people

You: everyone will smell fucking great

You: you know what

You: nothing smells worse than a poverty stricken child in a third world country

You: that's what Old Spice is trying to do

You: a literal ethnic cleansing

You: ethnic 'freshening' if you will

Stranger: hm

You: you agree?

Stranger: dont no

You: well

You: you must be a smelly liberal

You: not wanting the deodorant

You: in denial of your own stench

You: suffering from SAS

You: Smelly ASS Syndrome

You: and you can't get that stank off your buttocks

You: ?

You: you still there?

Stranger: ya

You: well answer me you fucking rancid horse

Stranger: ok

You: sup

You: do you celebrate christmas?

Stranger: no cause i'm muslim

You: fkn terrorist

You have disconnected.