Stanky Bitch

Omegle conversation log

2010-12-26

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: mame?

You: how are things?

Stranger: u r from/

You: yes i am from /

You: we use / all the time

Stranger: m/f?

You: what are you exactly asking?

Stranger: ur english is so week

You: if you are asking me if a celebrate christmas, then yes i most certainly do!!

You: my english is what?

Stranger: ur from?

You: i am not from question mark

You: i am from slash

Stranger: im asking ur male or f male?

You: what is a f male?

Stranger: maderchod teri ma ka

You: sim sim sala bim!

You: i am a female

You: why does that matter?

You: ;)

Stranger: from

You: oh

You: im from alagair

You: im currently employed in the gumdrop forrest

Stranger: mai tere ko chodna chahta hoon

You: down candycane lane

Stranger: r u outlaw

You: tera lim dala yum fung ha schwa

You: an outlaw?

You: noooooooooooo

You: are.....you???

Stranger: u r talking in which language

You: alagarian

Stranger: tera lim like that

Stranger: ur name?

You: my dialect is from the gumdrop forest even though i specifically come from the marmalade sands of the unearthed knolls of time

Stranger: i m aakif arbaz

You: really? that is so interesting

You: can you please tell me where osama bin laden is hiding?

Stranger: i m a muslim

Stranger: and u

You: yeah, where is osama bin laden hiding

You: me?

You: i gave you my nationality, you fucking dipshit

Stranger: i dont know

You: im from the goddamn gumdrop forest

You: coming from the marmalade sands of the unearthed knolls of time

Stranger: tell me ur name

You: you fucking dick

You: my name?

You: you can find me on faceboo

You: book

Stranger: maderchod teri ma ko chodenge

You: my name is al rasheed-joe-al-hassir-kingston- ka-majal

You: hey watch your fucking language

You: what is your name?

You: oh i already know it

You: 'little bitch

Stranger: aakif and utr

You: and a 'aakif and utr' to you too! :D

Stranger: u raskal i know u r india

Stranger: u r bitch

You: wow that is totally how an inhabitant of india would spell rascal

You: i am currently laughing my dick off

You: me? a bitch?

Stranger: ur parents r also

You: i implore you to eat a cow

You: go eat one

You: om

Stranger: india is great

You: nom

You: nom

You: yes it is

You: but you're being a fucking dick

Stranger: it is not lke ur country

You: don't you have a bazaar to attend to? or a carpet to train?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.