Do You Celebrate Christmas? (02)

Omegle conversation log

2010-12-19

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You: hi

Stranger: hola

Stranger: alright

Stranger: this isnt going anywhere

You: sup mayne

You: huh

Stranger: okay

You: um

You: nice

Stranger: you said maybe

You: hot

Stranger: mayne*

You: maybe what

Stranger: shit man

You: ikr

You: so

Stranger: are you a dude or chick?

You: you celibrate christmas?

You: im a female

You: with

You: boobs and all

Stranger: yeees

Stranger: im a chick

You: ikr

Stranger: i got em too

You: oh

You: um

You: nice

Stranger: twinz

You: i guess i can go for that

You: so now what

Stranger: im kidding

You: how can we make this a merry christmas?

Stranger: but i am a chick

Stranger: i dunno

Stranger: we get married?

Stranger: have a family

Stranger: retire to florida

You: oh

You: um

You: ok

You: no

You: not florida

You: only fags reside there

Stranger: hawaii?

Stranger: stay home in australia?

You: only hawains reside there

Stranger: damn son

Stranger: alright

Stranger: where do you want to go?

You: um

You: how about

You: your house

You: then

You: we go to canada

Stranger: alright sweet

You: nice

Stranger: can we own a pet moose?

You: we can get a pet anything

Stranger: oh baby

Stranger: you treat me so good

You: let's get a pet gerbil

You: shove it in my pussy

You: etc.

Stranger: it might befriend your lady bits and never want to leave

You: i have a goldfish in there

You: it's fine

Stranger: o alright

Stranger: so it wont get hungry or lonely

Stranger: good good

You: all playful and such

Stranger: we should put a running wheel in there

Stranger: so it doesnt get bored

You: oh yes

You: but we gotta find one of those metal ones

You: because those plastic ones

You: break in there

You: and

You: well

You: it's a pain to get out

Stranger: yeah

You: though there's that cage in my sphincter

Stranger: the paint wont chip

Stranger: also

Stranger: i was thinking we should also get him a name tag]

Stranger: so they know who is who in there

You: i can see it now

You: in all caps

You: S*E*X D*E*M*O*N

Stranger: xD

You: with bling n' shit

Stranger: only way to go

You: that's hawtt

You: so now that we discussed this pet fiasco of ours

You: we need to plan the honey moon

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: i was thinking

Stranger: whips

You: im fine with just intercourse on the couch

Stranger: leather

You: oh fuck

You: nice

Stranger: and a double ended dildo

You: like

You: omg

You: and one of those freaky-deaky jerk-off machines

You: and a vacuum cleaner

Stranger: yes!

You: you ever try with a vacuum cleaner

You: hoover makes a damn good brand just for these occasions

Stranger: really?

Stranger: ahh yes

You: yes

You: and those hand-held vacuums

Stranger: with all of those fancy add ons

You: perfect for the anus

You: yes

You: yes

You: yes

Stranger: ah yes you are right

Stranger: lots of variety too

You: nice sounds like it'll be a GREAT christmas

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