Filling the Penor Gap

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-26

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You: hi

Stranger: you touched my ta la la..ooo my ding ding dong

You: http://latenightomegle.blogspot.com/

You: you are going to be on this site for your originality

You: congratulations

You: anything to say?

You: other than disconnecting

Stranger: IM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD

You: holy fuck

Stranger: wht?

You: YOU'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD

Stranger: I KNOW MAN! ITS AWESOME

You: SHITTHEFUCK

You: OMG

You: ALLCAPS

Stranger: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

You: i don't have one i live in a trailer

Stranger: trailers have doors

You: mine doesn't

You: i walk in through the shitter slopt

You: slot*

Stranger: i dont think you would fit

You: ikr my massive brain

You: and penor

Stranger: penor?

You: yes

Stranger: what is that

You: do you have a penor

You: wtf do you think, my ocular nerve cavity?

Stranger: well its possible if you just believe

You: ikr to believe i have a door

You: oh well

You: maybe disney will make an animated story about my life

You: with mild singing throughout

Stranger: keep dreaming and all your dreams will come true

Stranger: nice nice

You: ikr

Stranger: and idont have a penor if i am thinking rightr

You: didn't mulan say something like kill all who are in your way of your dream

You: are you a girl?

You: i am sure you are not

You: and if so

You: you have a very

You: very

You: small penor

Stranger: no i believe she didnt and yes..i am a girl

You: ha

You: bullshit

Stranger: WTF IS PENOR

You: what girl is on this

Stranger: me

You: you are one stupid girl

You: you have a computer

You: google it

Stranger: well you are hilbilly

You: urbandictionary it

You: ha

You: no?

Stranger: thanks for stating the obvious

You: i prefer the term white trash

Stranger: that too

You: thanks for not doing the logical choice

Stranger: mayeb im lazy

You: this is why women shouldn't be able to use the internet, vote, or drive

You: maybe you're a crackwhore

Stranger: like all fuckin huimans in this world shitter

You: key word = maybe

You: well you need to fill your gaping vagina with a penor

You: because

You: fuck you're pised

Stranger: im not pised your just overreacting

You: ok you're a guy. what woman opens up with saying "Stranger: you touched my ta la la..ooo my ding ding dong"

Stranger: its from a youtube video

You: no shit wattson

Stranger: uh ok?

Stranger: okso its not my fault i have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow?

You: ok so it is?

Stranger: I NEED TO USE JUMBO TAMPONS

Stranger: NO NEED TO JUDGE

You: you need to understand the meaning of 'tits or gtfo'. primarily the 'gtfo' part

Stranger: i know what they mean

You: .......

Stranger: but you never saida that

Stranger: so im good

Stranger: i think ill stay on thanks

You: i'll let you think you outwitted me......ok that's enough cockbullshit time. 'tits or gtfo' is always implied

You: you mindless baboon

You: you know what

Stranger: uh i dont think i outwitted anyone

You: im sure you wear a codpiece

Stranger: im justr talkin

You: "Stranger: so im good
Stranger: i think ill stay on thanks"

Stranger: justa casual conversation

You: that is the speak of a little bitch

You: who thinks he/she won his/her way

Stranger: oh ok ill let you think what all your saying is bothering me just to make the little dick happy k?

Stranger: i also love how made your getting on this thing

Stranger: mad*

You: you know what you're filling in the gap in my gums where my wisdom teeth used to be not twelve hours ago. with your immense amount of bullshit

You: made my getting?

You have disconnected.

Break Ups

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-25

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Stranger: Hey, I'm trying to figure out how to break up w my gf. Were gonna be hs seniors this year and I know I don't wanna bring the relationship to college, but I do wanna continue til hs is over. How do I handle this?

You: well

You: there are several ways

You: first you can just wait till summer starts

You: and just break it off

You: if you want a short, quick break

You: you can just shoot her

You: in her sleep

Stranger: fuck. that's not too shabby.

You: sweet dreams, bitch.

You: also have you considered stabbing her?

You: this can be very efficent in getting your message across. nothing says "let's break up" better than a straight stab to the leg.

Stranger: ....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ear Lobes.

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-24

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You: hello

Stranger: hey

You: how are things?

Stranger: alright, just got punched in the face by a leprechaun. No biggy.

You: ok good

You: i hope it went better than the time i almost got raped by the easter bunny

You: that was one bad halloween

Stranger: Ahh not good. Also like when on my birthday Big Bird came and ate my ear lobe.

You: my girlfriend nibbles my ear lobe. I wonder what it would be like to have one or both gone

You: idk i guess she could nibble my dick or something

You: how's that working out? that is, having one ear lobe

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guess he didn't hear me?

:)

Meet Stephanie from San Antonio. She goes on Omegle late at night and uses way too many fucking smiley faces, as if they were punctuation markings.

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-22

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You: hello

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hw r u?

You: im alright

You: and yourself?

Stranger: im great,thanx for asking :)

You: not a problem!

You: it's the least i could do for you asking about my well being

Stranger: :) :) ur nice :)

Stranger: btw,im stephanie :)

You: hello stephanie

You: my name is joe

Stranger: nice 2 meet u joe :)

You: it is a pleasure to meet your acquaintance

Stranger: thanx :) so,where do u come from?? :)

You: i live in chicago

You: how about yourself?

Stranger: keewwl,im from texas :)

You: neato

Stranger: san antonio :)

You: southern texas

You: nice

Stranger: ya,its pretty cool over here:)

Stranger: u shud come visit sometime :)

You: haha got any good hotels?

Stranger: yah,lots of them :)

You: oh nice

You: in that case

You: i'll have to plan a trip

Stranger: hehehe,u better :)

You: i shall

Stranger: btw,im 18 :)

You: i myself am 19

Stranger: kewwl,1 yr older :)

You: ok i'd swear you were coming on to me with those smiley faces.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sentence Game (02)

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-22

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You: hey

Stranger: hey.

You: let's play the sentence game

You: you do one word

Stranger: alrighty.

You: i do one

You: ok you got it

Stranger: The

You: large

Stranger: hippo

You: stroked

Stranger: my

You: dildo

Stranger: passionately

You: .

Stranger: But

You: later

Stranger: the

You: dildo

Stranger: ran

You: into

Stranger: a

You: gigantic

Stranger: monstrous

You: steamy

Stranger: gay

You: bar

Stranger: .

You: The rhino stroked his penis gently for days awaiting the didlo. It came back 4 years later covered with the sperm of 9223 men including your dad's. upon seeing the dildo the rhino exclaimed "come here you sick dick". the dildo was cradled in the rhino's arms and they lived happily ever after.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Open Sexuality.

Lately people have been open regarding their sexual orientation.....

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-22

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Stranger: im gay

You: ok

Stranger: u like that

You: yea

You: i don't care if you're gay or straight

Stranger: wbu

You: well i am straight

Stranger: asl

You: you are very forward about your sexuality

You: 19 m usa

You: and yourself?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and 20 f u and jk im les

You: wait just kidding about what

Stranger: that im gay

Stranger: im lesbo

You: well to me that's the same thing

You: though gay is referred to men

Stranger: i know

You: idk i classify it as the same thing

You: gay refers to both

You: w/e

You: you like the same gender as yourself

Stranger: yes

You: and that's the name of the game

Stranger: lol

Stranger: true dat

You: so might i inquire as to how things are in the life of you?

Your questionable lesbian has disconnected.

Douchebag

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-21

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: ...awkward silence.....

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: you wanna a fuck with me ?

You: figuratively or literally?

You: ?

You: don't keep me in suspense

Stranger: literally

Stranger: i want to be fXXKed

You: ok

You: how can we resolve this mini conundrum

You: of you

You: wanting to be "fXXKed"

Stranger: you can start by sucking me off.

You have disconnected.

Anything to stop the awkward silence.