Filling the Penor Gap

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-26

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hi

Stranger: you touched my ta la la..ooo my ding ding dong

You: http://latenightomegle.blogspot.com/

You: you are going to be on this site for your originality

You: congratulations

You: anything to say?

You: other than disconnecting

Stranger: IM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD

You: holy fuck

Stranger: wht?

You: YOU'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD

Stranger: I KNOW MAN! ITS AWESOME

You: SHITTHEFUCK

You: OMG

You: ALLCAPS

Stranger: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

You: i don't have one i live in a trailer

Stranger: trailers have doors

You: mine doesn't

You: i walk in through the shitter slopt

You: slot*

Stranger: i dont think you would fit

You: ikr my massive brain

You: and penor

Stranger: penor?

You: yes

Stranger: what is that

You: do you have a penor

You: wtf do you think, my ocular nerve cavity?

Stranger: well its possible if you just believe

You: ikr to believe i have a door

You: oh well

You: maybe disney will make an animated story about my life

You: with mild singing throughout

Stranger: keep dreaming and all your dreams will come true

Stranger: nice nice

You: ikr

Stranger: and idont have a penor if i am thinking rightr

You: didn't mulan say something like kill all who are in your way of your dream

You: are you a girl?

You: i am sure you are not

You: and if so

You: you have a very

You: very

You: small penor

Stranger: no i believe she didnt and yes..i am a girl

You: ha

You: bullshit

Stranger: WTF IS PENOR

You: what girl is on this

Stranger: me

You: you are one stupid girl

You: you have a computer

You: google it

Stranger: well you are hilbilly

You: urbandictionary it

You: ha

You: no?

Stranger: thanks for stating the obvious

You: i prefer the term white trash

Stranger: that too

You: thanks for not doing the logical choice

Stranger: mayeb im lazy

You: this is why women shouldn't be able to use the internet, vote, or drive

You: maybe you're a crackwhore

Stranger: like all fuckin huimans in this world shitter

You: key word = maybe

You: well you need to fill your gaping vagina with a penor

You: because

You: fuck you're pised

Stranger: im not pised your just overreacting

You: ok you're a guy. what woman opens up with saying "Stranger: you touched my ta la la..ooo my ding ding dong"

Stranger: its from a youtube video

You: no shit wattson

Stranger: uh ok?

Stranger: okso its not my fault i have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow?

You: ok so it is?

Stranger: I NEED TO USE JUMBO TAMPONS

Stranger: NO NEED TO JUDGE

You: you need to understand the meaning of 'tits or gtfo'. primarily the 'gtfo' part

Stranger: i know what they mean

You: .......

Stranger: but you never saida that

Stranger: so im good

Stranger: i think ill stay on thanks

You: i'll let you think you outwitted me......ok that's enough cockbullshit time. 'tits or gtfo' is always implied

You: you mindless baboon

You: you know what

Stranger: uh i dont think i outwitted anyone

You: im sure you wear a codpiece

Stranger: im justr talkin

You: "Stranger: so im good
Stranger: i think ill stay on thanks"

Stranger: justa casual conversation

You: that is the speak of a little bitch

You: who thinks he/she won his/her way

Stranger: oh ok ill let you think what all your saying is bothering me just to make the little dick happy k?

Stranger: i also love how made your getting on this thing

Stranger: mad*

You: you know what you're filling in the gap in my gums where my wisdom teeth used to be not twelve hours ago. with your immense amount of bullshit

You: made my getting?

You have disconnected.