Surveys (part 1)

This past week I have been starting Omegle conversations with, "name your favorite part of the male or female body"...500 times. I got a ton of interesting answers, both of stupidity and honesty. Here are the tabulations.

So...name your favorite part of the male or female body!

Answers:

89 - penis

87 - boobs

79 - legs

65 - eyes

42 - ass/butt

34 - vagina/pussy

19 - chest (of man)

17 - feet

12 - shoulders

11 - armpit

10 - heart

8 - brain

7 - toes

6 - knees

5 - nose

3 - teeth

2 - nails

1 - hair

1 - asshole

1 - .44 magnum

For you math-letes out there this tabulates to 499. I felt an honorary mention was in order:

"I use cement as a lube" - 1

To the 12 subscribers (holy crap!) feel free to comment on what your favorite body part is ;)

Little Douchebag from Afar

Omegle conversation log

2010-10-17

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi

Stranger: hy

You: so wtf

Stranger: wth

Stranger: apasih lu sok

Stranger: bete gua

Stranger: huft

You: fuck you're a bitch

Stranger: ANJIR

Stranger: ANAK SIAPE LU?

You: what are your opinions on the over concerning matter of the 20% price increase in toilet paper?

Stranger: its good to see you here with me

You: that doesn't answer my fucking question

Stranger: :(

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: atuuut

Stranger: :""""""""""(

You: ok

You: it's fine if you kill yourself

You: did you do it yet?

You: you know

You: swallowing your tongue would be a good wayto go

Stranger: masa sih/ bodooooooooooo

You: speak english, douchebag

Stranger: yes

Stranger: no ofcourse

Stranger: lol

Stranger: hahahahahaha

Stranger: weeeeeeee

Stranger: u are crazy yeah

You: my god you're retarded

Stranger: muah

Stranger: iloveyou

You: fucking bitch

Stranger: u are bitch

Stranger: sexy bitch

You: yes, i am

You: and you are a smelly fuck

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: dog

Stranger: rabbit

Stranger: monkey

You: i take it you are not from america

You: or you are

You: NOT

You: dumbass

Stranger: im from tsk

You: tiskerland?

You: i hear your economy is going to shit

Stranger: yes

Stranger: cool

Stranger: masasih? bodoooooo

Stranger: u are shit

Stranger: i love you

You: and your currency, the 'shitblarg' is becoming as worthless as toenails

Stranger: aishiteru

You: huh

Stranger: oh are u president from usa?

Stranger: its nice to talking with u :)

You: no

You: im not a black asshole

Stranger: hahahaha u are black

Stranger: im white

Stranger: :3

Stranger: unyuuu

You: .. yeah ok

You: you make me ashamed to be white

Stranger: hahahaha u are lost

You: that is, if you truly are white

You: i doubt you're from america

Stranger: no, im purple

You: no you're gay

Stranger: no im lesbi

Stranger: and im gay

Stranger: ilikeyou

Stranger: muah

You: muah?

Stranger: smooch

You: suck my manpenis

Stranger: noraqqqqq lu

Stranger: umma ;D

You: YOU ARE MADE OF STUPID

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA IM WINNER

Stranger: udah becyek ga ada ojyek capedeyh

You: ...yeah ok

Stranger: ok juga

Stranger: ok too

Stranger: yeahyeah umma

You: i feel your parents reward your stupidity by touching you

Stranger: hihihihi u are very smart :)

Stranger: i like that

You: hahaha you are very dumb

You: that turns me on

Stranger: hohoho u too

Stranger: :#

Stranger: ?(&^%$^&&*

Stranger: :p

Stranger: sorry sorry sorry

Stranger: tumbarmirijaheeee

Stranger: womingauuuukwetiaucapcaaaaaay

You: holy fuck you're high as a fucking plane crashing into a building

Stranger: shuuut up

Stranger: :(

You: or as high as a hooker trying to get her fucking welfare check

Stranger: i wanna cry

Stranger: :(

Stranger: sorry :(

Stranger: :"(

Stranger: T________T

Stranger: really really really sorry :(

Stranger: T___________T

You: the fuck about?

Stranger: SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :"""""""(

Stranger: T______T

You: ok fine

Stranger: because of you

Stranger: i wanna cry

Stranger: sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(

You: i will absolve you of your dumbassery if you

Stranger: :(

Stranger: u are nakal

You: a) show me your boobs

Stranger: rawr

You: b) call my cell #

You: c) kill yourself

Stranger: d) kill you

You: d) all of the above

Stranger: :(

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: :(

You: stop fucking apologizing you little bitchhookerfucknugget

Stranger: nugget? i want it :3

Stranger: nugget is delicious food

You: ok

Stranger: ok

Stranger: deal

Stranger: or no deal?

Stranger: 1 milyar

You: it is evident that society has truly molested you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fucking Odd

Omegle conversation log

2010-10-17

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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: titfuck

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where is ur tit

You: in your penis

Stranger: i will tie u down the floor

You: wherein you are fucking

You: yes

You: please

Stranger: suck ur boob

You: suck MY boob

You: ;)

Stranger: fill ur vagina with my erected penis

Stranger: i am a hard fuckr

Stranger: what happend

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I swear this would have lasted longer but I didn't respond for 5 seconds and the douchebag leaves.

First Timer

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-29

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: asl?

You: salutations!

You: 19 f usa

You: and yourself??

Stranger: 21 m usa

You: coolio

Stranger: word

You: ikr

You: so you want to get down to business or what

Stranger: what kind of business?

You: i think you know what i mean ;)

Stranger: idk. . . what do you mean

You: c'mon

You: youu knowww ;)

Stranger: well. . . obviously i don't lol. this is my first time doing this chat thing myself

You: wtf

You: no seriously

You: let's get down to business

You: i know you came here for a reason ;)

Stranger: im married so if you mean dirty stuff you can move on i guess.

You: no silly

You: ;)

You: im talking about the terrorist attack

Stranger: see i had no idea what you were talking about. and its not a good thing to talk like that

You: did you bring the parts so we can make this deal?

You: i brought the 200k

Stranger: im so confused

You: why

You: aren't you mosir?

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: no

You: wow ok

You: well

You: hmm

You: this is awkward

Stranger: i know

You: do you still have the part though?

Stranger: yea i do

You: ok leave it in the telephone booth at 2438 elm street by platform 29

You: and i'll get you the money within the hour

Stranger: when do i need to leave it?

You: in 20 minutes

You: or the blood will be on your hands

You have disconnected.

Big Questions

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-22

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: Hello

You: hello!

Stranger: Asl

You: 19 f usa

You: and yourself?

Stranger: 18 m Canada :)

Stranger: I'm Matt :)

You: i'm sarah

You: ;)

Stranger: Hi Sarah :)

Stranger: Wanna talk about sex? :)

You: sure

You: what aspects

You: of sex

Stranger: 20 questions?

You: sounds good to mee

Stranger: I ask one and you ask one ? :)

You: okkk

Stranger: Are you horny? 1 to 10

Stranger: :)

You: about 7

Stranger: Sweet

You: are YOU horny

You: (same scale)

Stranger: Yes around a 6 :)

Stranger: What do you look like?

Stranger: Hair color?

Stranger: Eye color?

Stranger: Skin tone?

Stranger: Height?

Stranger: Are you fit? :)

Stranger: How big are your boobies? :)

You: fat. hair = purple. eyes = piss yellow. skin = rigid as an 80-year-old penis. 5ft 4 = height (sorry im not converting that to meters used in Canada) fit? fuck no. breast size 34DD

You: let me ask you one question

You: can i have some pics?

Stranger: K

Stranger: I don't have any

You: bullshit

You: fine

You: take some of your penis so i can distribute it on the world wide web.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Penal Munchies

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-18

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi

Stranger: hi, asl?

You: 19 f usa

You: and yourself??

Stranger: 18 m us, horny?

You: yeah

You: you??

Stranger: mmm, ya, my 12 inch dick is extremely horny, craving some tight pussy >:D

You: awwh yeah cram your 12-incher in there

You: so hard

You: mmmmmm

Stranger: mmm, ur a little slut aren't you? >:D

You: mhmm yeah

You: oh NO the teeth inside my vagina bit your penis off!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pills

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-17

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: im scared

You: salutations!

You: why

Stranger: i could die right now

Stranger: and nothing would happen

Stranger: id be dead

You: do me a favor and die

You: that'd be nice

Stranger: i am.

You: i smell a bitch

Stranger: i already took the pills

You: i'm sure you are

You: oh

You: ok

You: well things are on their way

Stranger: i know.

Stranger: im starting to panick

You: i'd be more concerned about my grammar if i were you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess the pills made him/her conveniently disconnect.