Possible Cop?

Total cop.

Omegle conversation log

2010-05-01

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hello

You: my name is joe kingston

You: can we be facebook friends?

Stranger: you barely know me

You: ik

You: but you know me

Stranger: not really

You: ok

Stranger: i know your name so far, and for all i know it might not even be your real name

You: oh it is

Stranger: but other than that i know nothing about you

You: i enjoy a good shit

You: omegle is fun

You: and i crap on a regular basis

Stranger: well so do it but i dont tell everyone about it

You: lmao

Stranger: again so do i but i dont broadcast it

You: lol

You: you take things in stride

You: i like that

Stranger: :-D

Stranger: tell me more about yourself

You: i enjoy stalkery

Stranger: i see

You: whether it be accidental

You: or on purpose

Stranger: uh huh, how about rape?

You: no

You: rape is terrible

Stranger: so is stalking

You: nah that's just following

You: all...

You: ...over

Stranger: who do you follow?

You: why are you asking so many questions?

You: are you a cop?

Stranger: no

Stranger: but even if i was i wouldnt tell you

Stranger: that's not entrapment

You: no shit

Stranger: btw i dont even have a facebook

You: ok

You: fucking n00b as the youngsters say nowadays

Stranger: how old are you?

You: why do you ask?

Stranger: curiosity

You: 18

Stranger: im older than you

You: thought so

Stranger: what made you think that?

You: typical hunch

You: the inexplainable

You: what 15 year old uses the word entrapment?

Stranger: haha yeah i guess so

Stranger: so what kinds of people would you want for a friend on here?

Stranger: like what kinds of ppl are you looking for?

You: any kind to be honest

Stranger: ah, you like diversity

You: diversity is key

You: you need illegal immigrants to do the shit jobs

You: the blacks to rob whites

You: and whites to establish law and discriminate

Stranger: lol

Stranger: yeah i guess if you want to be stereotypical about it

You: lol bullshit generalizations ftl

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: i've already guessed that you're male

You: yeah

Stranger: so where are you from?

You: indianappolis

You: and yourself?

Stranger: oregon

You: i don't fucking care

You: goodnight

You have disconnected.

Overseas Acquaintance

Meet Ereca. A supposed native of China, who states that her English is very bad. She probably likes to knit, sing songs, and in her free time go on Omegle to talk it up with random people over the internet. Let's mess with her.

Omegle conversation log

2010-05-01

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: my name is joe kingston

Stranger: My name is Ereca .. I'm a chinese

You: oh that's cool

Stranger: why?

You: mystery of the orient ;)

You: want to be facebook friends?

Stranger: yes..

You: cool

You: !

You: i anticipate our friendship to flourish

Stranger: where are you from?

You: the united states of ameria

You: america

Stranger: cool..

Stranger: Can you speak chinese?

Stranger: my English is so bad ...

You: not a problem

You: better than most people

You: 你好

You: just stfu and add me bitch

Your partner has disconnected.

Salutations and Welcome!

This blog is entirely dedicated to entertain readers with amusing conversations and encounters I have had though my use of Omegle...late at night. Enjoy.