A Dumbass.

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-21

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: salutations!

Stranger: this war is ours

You: ikr

You: A THOUSAND YEAR GLORIOUS REICH

Stranger: one sparton stands alone

You: what is a sparton

You: did your stupid ass mean spartan?

Stranger: yes it did

You: that is where you fail

You: spartans never stand alone

Stranger: on the front lines of war

You: you stand alone in your line of stupidity

Stranger: an i will stand my ground untill we conqur them all

You: could you be more specific?

Stranger: gramer nazis

You: as 'them', do you mean the smart ones?

You: nah you're being dumb on purpose

Stranger: this is war

You: well i thrust a sword into you

You: chop off your legs and arms

You: you are a nugget

You: and i decapitate you

Stranger: i raped u

You: i contemplate skull fucking your head

You: but then

You: i realize that would be disgusting

Stranger: with a gun

You: so i decide to use your skull as a cup to drink your blood and other pleasant beverages with.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

asl?

I hate it when this cock bullshit happens on Omegle. Some upfront jackass has to ask asl and when I give an answer saying that I am a male, 93.5% of the time the next thing I see on the screen is "your conversational partner has disconnected". Correction, the message should say "Your brief acquaintance has rendered you useless. Dig a hole, sit in it for seven hours and think about what you have done."

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-21

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Stranger: hi

You: salutations!

Stranger: asl??

You: 19 m usa

You: and yourself?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Next time I should try to meet the age, gender and location requirements of my conversational douchebag. Kiss my ass.

Can I See Your.....

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-19

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You: HI

Stranger: hoi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 19 f usa

You: you??

Stranger: ok

Stranger: 21 m india

Stranger: whats ur name

Stranger: ?

You: monica

You: and yours???

Stranger: raman

You: heyy raman

Stranger: hello

Stranger: hw r u?

You: i am good

You: let's have sex

Stranger: ok

Stranger: how

You: can i see your brown penis?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: yes ofcourse

You: let me see it

You: now

Stranger: how i send u?

You: well

You: you can send me your email address

You: with credit card information

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Salutations!

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-20

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: salutations

Stranger: are cool.

You: what?

Stranger: NOTHINBG.

You: um ok

You: do you know what salutations means?

Stranger: no.

You: fuck

You: i'll allow you to google it

Stranger: jsut tell me.

You: you are a dumbass

Stranger: thanks.

You: glad to meet your acquaintance!

Stranger: yeah.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Penis Land

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-18

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Stranger: hey

You: salutations

Stranger: wats up

You: nmu

Stranger: same

Stranger: listening to music

You: nice

You: what are you listening to

Stranger: california girls lol

You: lol

Stranger: so where you from

You: pen island

You: you?

Stranger: wait wheres that lol

You: in your pants

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wie geht es Ihnen?

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-18

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: salutations!

Stranger: hi!

You: how are things currently with yourself?

Stranger: so-so.u?

You: things have been good

Stranger: cool

You: indubitably

Stranger: asl?pls

You: sure

You: 19 m usa

You: and yourself?

Stranger: 16 f germany

You: ah then i should have asked

You: wie geht es ihnen?

Stranger: wie geht es ihnen!

You: sehr gut!

Stranger: u know german?

You: not entirely

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hereby declare myself a 'noob' in speaking the German language. To that I say, "Wenn ich dich finde ich will ficken Mord Ihnen und Ihrer Familie, hacken Sie in kleine Stücke wie Sauerkraut und geben Ihre Knochen der deutschen Hirten." Suck it, bitch.

Spam.

This crap pisses me off. I got this same link four times in a row in the same night. Don't bother trying to open the link, I wouldn't be surprised if it was a eighty-year-old's sagging, rancid ass or something.

Omegle conversation log

2010-07-18

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You: sup

Stranger: hey, 18f. quick, if i send you a semi-nude pic, will you tell me what you think?

You: uh sure

Stranger: http://hotimage.cz.cc/img.php?src=Picture07-18-2010.JPG

Tell me how i look please

You: this link appears to be broken

You: but i am sure you are ugly as fuck.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.