Some Sick Shit

Omegle conversation log

2011-03-04

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Stranger: i

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m

Stranger: u

You: f

You: u

Stranger: min usa

Stranger: in usa

You: same

Stranger: kool im in cali you

Stranger: u

You: illinois

Stranger: sweet

Stranger: alone too?

You: yeah

You: y does that matter ;)

Stranger: me too

Stranger: just horny wonderin biut you

You: horny too

Stranger: sweeeeeet

You: ikr

Stranger: im in bed with a laptop

Stranger: y

Stranger: ou

You: same!!

Stranger: damn girl

Stranger: u wanna have sum fun too

You: sure

You: what exactly do you do for fun?

Stranger: yur looks?

You: brunette

Stranger: girls girls girls

You: 5'11

You: and you

Stranger: 6-2

Stranger: brn hr

You: coolio

You: now that we got to know each other

You: i suggest we get to the action

Stranger: k

Stranger: u 1st

You: nooooooooooooo

You: u

You: ;)

Stranger: so what do u have on ?

You: my pajamas

You: and you

Stranger: boxers

You: but there's a hole in my pjs that should cover my butthole

Stranger: ahhhh rear access only p j s

You: yeah amazon got my order confused with someone else's :p

Stranger: left u with a kold ass

You: ikr

You: and i need something warm

You: that's why ive been in bed

Stranger: any toys with you in bed

You: no amazon hasn't FUCKING shipped them yet

You: :(

You: [dw im not mad @ u]

Stranger: ok just a lil cream will do then u got that

You: what kind of cream

You: w/e

Stranger: any kind

You: just stick it in my ass

You: ;)

Stranger: yep

You: oh

You: so

You: deep

Stranger: fingers only?

You: whole penis

You: balls deep

You: baby

Stranger: then the pussy

You: eventually

You: ;)

You: we'll delve into that ravine

You: very soon

Stranger: i gtg pee

Stranger: i ll be back

You: just pee in me

You: ;)

You: inside

You: ahhh it's dripping wet

Stranger: k

You: good thing i didn't poo. looks like you're gonna do some plumbing down there hehe :) awww yea you hit the spot right there, i just flush out all my shit right on your dick. it looks like we got this big brown mudpile in the bed. omg im just spreading myself all over it getting all messy.then you grab a chunk of my poo and use it as a lube to fire yourself back up again. you fuck me harder and harder with poop remnants still sliding all over your balls and getting matted in our pubic hairs. omg im gonna cum. im gonna...im gonna!!!!! OAOAOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yea

Stranger: k

You: btw I'm a guy

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