Impatience

Omegle conversation log

2011-01-07

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f??/

You: f

Stranger: from?

You: no

You: stop asking the questions

You: let me get one

You: m/f?

Stranger: kk

Stranger: m

You: fucking nosy

You: ok now you go

You: ....

Stranger: where?

You: my god you're retarded

You: go

You: as in

You: ask another question

Stranger: ok

You: fuck. if i was a real woman i don't think i'd bother staying with a moron such as yourself

Stranger: you like sex chat????????

You: um sure

Stranger: ok start

You: um ok

You: coitus

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Placing an Order

Omegle conversation log

2011-01-05

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: my climax reaches as my penis reaches its maximum hardness potential and makes jizz come forthwith flowing all over the place as i finish placing the order by confirming it by on final click of the mouse

You: hi

Stranger: girl

Stranger: here

You: nice

Stranger: ;)

You: ikr

Stranger: horny?

You: um yes why not

Stranger: ik i am

You: but we can't have intercourse via internet

Stranger: :)

You: :D

Stranger: sex

Stranger: chat

You: you had me at sex

You: btw dont you want to know what i was ordering?

You: the complete first season of hannah montana on dvd ;)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This person was totally a guy posing as a woman. Who does that? ;)

Btw happy new year.