Simply Pathetic

Omegle conversation log

2010-10-29

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: wanna see my cock?

You: ;)

You: sure

You: i want to see and soon

You: touch

You: your

Stranger: asl?

You: massive

You: throbbing

You: penis

You: f

You: 19

You: usa

Stranger: http://i.imgur.com/C3N$0R3D.jpg

Stranger: how big r ur boobs

You: you know what a watermelon is right?

You: well

You: they're bigger

Stranger: r they rreally?

You: yes

You: you wanna see e'm

Stranger: yes

Stranger: do u have a webcam or something?

You: yeah

You: just go to this webiste

Stranger: ok

You: www.tripletits.org/jennysonlinecam

You: im online right now

Stranger: ok

You: you pathetic fuck

You have disconnected.

Surveys (part 1)

This past week I have been starting Omegle conversations with, "name your favorite part of the male or female body"...500 times. I got a ton of interesting answers, both of stupidity and honesty. Here are the tabulations.

So...name your favorite part of the male or female body!

Answers:

89 - penis

87 - boobs

79 - legs

65 - eyes

42 - ass/butt

34 - vagina/pussy

19 - chest (of man)

17 - feet

12 - shoulders

11 - armpit

10 - heart

8 - brain

7 - toes

6 - knees

5 - nose

3 - teeth

2 - nails

1 - hair

1 - asshole

1 - .44 magnum

For you math-letes out there this tabulates to 499. I felt an honorary mention was in order:

"I use cement as a lube" - 1

To the 12 subscribers (holy crap!) feel free to comment on what your favorite body part is ;)

Little Douchebag from Afar

Omegle conversation log

2010-10-17

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi

Stranger: hy

You: so wtf

Stranger: wth

Stranger: apasih lu sok

Stranger: bete gua

Stranger: huft

You: fuck you're a bitch

Stranger: ANJIR

Stranger: ANAK SIAPE LU?

You: what are your opinions on the over concerning matter of the 20% price increase in toilet paper?

Stranger: its good to see you here with me

You: that doesn't answer my fucking question

Stranger: :(

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: atuuut

Stranger: :""""""""""(

You: ok

You: it's fine if you kill yourself

You: did you do it yet?

You: you know

You: swallowing your tongue would be a good wayto go

Stranger: masa sih/ bodooooooooooo

You: speak english, douchebag

Stranger: yes

Stranger: no ofcourse

Stranger: lol

Stranger: hahahahahaha

Stranger: weeeeeeee

Stranger: u are crazy yeah

You: my god you're retarded

Stranger: muah

Stranger: iloveyou

You: fucking bitch

Stranger: u are bitch

Stranger: sexy bitch

You: yes, i am

You: and you are a smelly fuck

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: dog

Stranger: rabbit

Stranger: monkey

You: i take it you are not from america

You: or you are

You: NOT

You: dumbass

Stranger: im from tsk

You: tiskerland?

You: i hear your economy is going to shit

Stranger: yes

Stranger: cool

Stranger: masasih? bodoooooo

Stranger: u are shit

Stranger: i love you

You: and your currency, the 'shitblarg' is becoming as worthless as toenails

Stranger: aishiteru

You: huh

Stranger: oh are u president from usa?

Stranger: its nice to talking with u :)

You: no

You: im not a black asshole

Stranger: hahahaha u are black

Stranger: im white

Stranger: :3

Stranger: unyuuu

You: .. yeah ok

You: you make me ashamed to be white

Stranger: hahahaha u are lost

You: that is, if you truly are white

You: i doubt you're from america

Stranger: no, im purple

You: no you're gay

Stranger: no im lesbi

Stranger: and im gay

Stranger: ilikeyou

Stranger: muah

You: muah?

Stranger: smooch

You: suck my manpenis

Stranger: noraqqqqq lu

Stranger: umma ;D

You: YOU ARE MADE OF STUPID

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA IM WINNER

Stranger: udah becyek ga ada ojyek capedeyh

You: ...yeah ok

Stranger: ok juga

Stranger: ok too

Stranger: yeahyeah umma

You: i feel your parents reward your stupidity by touching you

Stranger: hihihihi u are very smart :)

Stranger: i like that

You: hahaha you are very dumb

You: that turns me on

Stranger: hohoho u too

Stranger: :#

Stranger: ?(&^%$^&&*

Stranger: :p

Stranger: sorry sorry sorry

Stranger: tumbarmirijaheeee

Stranger: womingauuuukwetiaucapcaaaaaay

You: holy fuck you're high as a fucking plane crashing into a building

Stranger: shuuut up

Stranger: :(

You: or as high as a hooker trying to get her fucking welfare check

Stranger: i wanna cry

Stranger: :(

Stranger: sorry :(

Stranger: :"(

Stranger: T________T

Stranger: really really really sorry :(

Stranger: T___________T

You: the fuck about?

Stranger: SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :"""""""(

Stranger: T______T

You: ok fine

Stranger: because of you

Stranger: i wanna cry

Stranger: sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(

You: i will absolve you of your dumbassery if you

Stranger: :(

Stranger: u are nakal

You: a) show me your boobs

Stranger: rawr

You: b) call my cell #

You: c) kill yourself

Stranger: d) kill you

You: d) all of the above

Stranger: :(

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: :(

You: stop fucking apologizing you little bitchhookerfucknugget

Stranger: nugget? i want it :3

Stranger: nugget is delicious food

You: ok

Stranger: ok

Stranger: deal

Stranger: or no deal?

Stranger: 1 milyar

You: it is evident that society has truly molested you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fucking Odd

Omegle conversation log

2010-10-17

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: titfuck

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where is ur tit

You: in your penis

Stranger: i will tie u down the floor

You: wherein you are fucking

You: yes

You: please

Stranger: suck ur boob

You: suck MY boob

You: ;)

Stranger: fill ur vagina with my erected penis

Stranger: i am a hard fuckr

Stranger: what happend

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I swear this would have lasted longer but I didn't respond for 5 seconds and the douchebag leaves.