First Timer

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-29

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: asl?

You: salutations!

You: 19 f usa

You: and yourself??

Stranger: 21 m usa

You: coolio

Stranger: word

You: ikr

You: so you want to get down to business or what

Stranger: what kind of business?

You: i think you know what i mean ;)

Stranger: idk. . . what do you mean

You: c'mon

You: youu knowww ;)

Stranger: well. . . obviously i don't lol. this is my first time doing this chat thing myself

You: wtf

You: no seriously

You: let's get down to business

You: i know you came here for a reason ;)

Stranger: im married so if you mean dirty stuff you can move on i guess.

You: no silly

You: ;)

You: im talking about the terrorist attack

Stranger: see i had no idea what you were talking about. and its not a good thing to talk like that

You: did you bring the parts so we can make this deal?

You: i brought the 200k

Stranger: im so confused

You: why

You: aren't you mosir?

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: no

You: wow ok

You: well

You: hmm

You: this is awkward

Stranger: i know

You: do you still have the part though?

Stranger: yea i do

You: ok leave it in the telephone booth at 2438 elm street by platform 29

You: and i'll get you the money within the hour

Stranger: when do i need to leave it?

You: in 20 minutes

You: or the blood will be on your hands

You have disconnected.

Big Questions

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-22

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: Hello

You: hello!

Stranger: Asl

You: 19 f usa

You: and yourself?

Stranger: 18 m Canada :)

Stranger: I'm Matt :)

You: i'm sarah

You: ;)

Stranger: Hi Sarah :)

Stranger: Wanna talk about sex? :)

You: sure

You: what aspects

You: of sex

Stranger: 20 questions?

You: sounds good to mee

Stranger: I ask one and you ask one ? :)

You: okkk

Stranger: Are you horny? 1 to 10

Stranger: :)

You: about 7

Stranger: Sweet

You: are YOU horny

You: (same scale)

Stranger: Yes around a 6 :)

Stranger: What do you look like?

Stranger: Hair color?

Stranger: Eye color?

Stranger: Skin tone?

Stranger: Height?

Stranger: Are you fit? :)

Stranger: How big are your boobies? :)

You: fat. hair = purple. eyes = piss yellow. skin = rigid as an 80-year-old penis. 5ft 4 = height (sorry im not converting that to meters used in Canada) fit? fuck no. breast size 34DD

You: let me ask you one question

You: can i have some pics?

Stranger: K

Stranger: I don't have any

You: bullshit

You: fine

You: take some of your penis so i can distribute it on the world wide web.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Penal Munchies

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-18

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi

Stranger: hi, asl?

You: 19 f usa

You: and yourself??

Stranger: 18 m us, horny?

You: yeah

You: you??

Stranger: mmm, ya, my 12 inch dick is extremely horny, craving some tight pussy >:D

You: awwh yeah cram your 12-incher in there

You: so hard

You: mmmmmm

Stranger: mmm, ur a little slut aren't you? >:D

You: mhmm yeah

You: oh NO the teeth inside my vagina bit your penis off!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pills

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-17

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: im scared

You: salutations!

You: why

Stranger: i could die right now

Stranger: and nothing would happen

Stranger: id be dead

You: do me a favor and die

You: that'd be nice

Stranger: i am.

You: i smell a bitch

Stranger: i already took the pills

You: i'm sure you are

You: oh

You: ok

You: well things are on their way

Stranger: i know.

Stranger: im starting to panick

You: i'd be more concerned about my grammar if i were you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess the pills made him/her conveniently disconnect.

It's Back!

Fuck it's been a while...anyway, things have been ridiculously busy and Omegle, for a while, was getting really slow. As it is picking up, I will post better and better Omegle conversations as the days progress, but there will never be another huge gap of time between posts.....unless I die or something. Enough of my bullshit. Onto Omegle goodness!

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-16

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: m?f?

You: how are things??

You: f

Stranger: good

Stranger: cool

You: awesome

Stranger: yea

You: s

You: so*

You: do you wanna cyber or something???

Stranger: idk

You: ok

Stranger: u?

You: well

You: i dont see y not ;)

Stranger: ok

Stranger: u start

You: well i come in all naked to the sight of you, stroking your penis

Stranger: oo

Stranger: good start

You: ty

Stranger: i squeeze ur nipples and stroke ur pussy with my dick

You: my raging vagina unleashes its fury onto your penis, gyrating faster and faster until it gets red with excitement, and your 1 inch erect penis finally becomes visible.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I still don't understand cybering. When asked to do so, it feels as if I am being asked to make a fucking romance novel or something. I still find it a tad disturbing how people get any form of excitement from it.