Wednesday, September 29, 2010

First Timer

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-29

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl?
You: salutations!
You: 19 f usa
You: and yourself??
Stranger: 21 m usa
You: coolio
Stranger: word
You: ikr
You: so you want to get down to business or what
Stranger: what kind of business?
You: i think you know what i mean ;)
Stranger: idk. . . what do you mean
You: c'mon
You: youu knowww ;)
Stranger: well. . . obviously i don't lol. this is my first time doing this chat thing myself
You: wtf
You: no seriously
You: let's get down to business
You: i know you came here for a reason ;)
Stranger: im married so if you mean dirty stuff you can move on i guess.
You: no silly
You: ;)
You: im talking about the terrorist attack
Stranger: see i had no idea what you were talking about. and its not a good thing to talk like that
You: did you bring the parts so we can make this deal?
You: i brought the 200k
Stranger: im so confused
You: why
You: aren't you mosir?
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: no
You: wow ok
You: well
You: hmm
You: this is awkward
Stranger: i know
You: do you still have the part though?
Stranger: yea i do
You: ok leave it in the telephone booth at 2438 elm street by platform 29
You: and i'll get you the money within the hour
Stranger: when do i need to leave it?
You: in 20 minutes
You: or the blood will be on your hands
You have disconnected.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Big Questions

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-22

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello
You: hello!
Stranger: Asl
You: 19 f usa
You: and yourself?
Stranger: 18 m Canada :)
Stranger: I'm Matt :)
You: i'm sarah
You: ;)
Stranger: Hi Sarah :)
Stranger: Wanna talk about sex? :)
You: sure
You: what aspects
You: of sex
Stranger: 20 questions?
You: sounds good to mee
Stranger: I ask one and you ask one ? :)
You: okkk
Stranger: Are you horny? 1 to 10
Stranger: :)
You: about 7
Stranger: Sweet
You: are YOU horny
You: (same scale)
Stranger: Yes around a 6 :)
Stranger: What do you look like?
Stranger: Hair color?
Stranger: Eye color?
Stranger: Skin tone?
Stranger: Height?
Stranger: Are you fit? :)
Stranger: How big are your boobies? :)
You: fat. hair = purple. eyes = piss yellow. skin = rigid as an 80-year-old penis. 5ft 4 = height (sorry im not converting that to meters used in Canada) fit? fuck no. breast size 34DD
You: let me ask you one question
You: can i have some pics?
Stranger: K
Stranger: I don't have any
You: bullshit
You: fine
You: take some of your penis so i can distribute it on the world wide web.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Penal Munchies

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-18

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi, asl?
You: 19 f usa
You: and yourself??
Stranger: 18 m us, horny?
You: yeah
You: you??
Stranger: mmm, ya, my 12 inch dick is extremely horny, craving some tight pussy >:D
You: awwh yeah cram your 12-incher in there
You: so hard
You: mmmmmm
Stranger: mmm, ur a little slut aren't you? >:D
You: mhmm yeah
You: oh NO the teeth inside my vagina bit your penis off!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Pills

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-17

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: im scared
You: salutations!
You: why
Stranger: i could die right now
Stranger: and nothing would happen
Stranger: id be dead
You: do me a favor and die
You: that'd be nice
Stranger: i am.
You: i smell a bitch
Stranger: i already took the pills
You: i'm sure you are
You: oh
You: ok
You: well things are on their way
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: im starting to panick
You: i'd be more concerned about my grammar if i were you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess the pills made him/her conveniently disconnect.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

It's Back!

Fuck it's been a while...anyway, things have been ridiculously busy and Omegle, for a while, was getting really slow. As it is picking up, I will post better and better Omegle conversations as the days progress, but there will never be another huge gap of time between posts.....unless I die or something. Enough of my bullshit. Onto Omegle goodness!

Omegle conversation log

2010-09-16


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: m?f?
You: how are things??
You: f
Stranger: good
Stranger: cool
You: awesome
Stranger: yea
You: s
You: so*
You: do you wanna cyber or something???
Stranger: idk
You: ok
Stranger: u?
You: well
You: i dont see y not ;)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u start
You: well i come in all naked to the sight of you, stroking your penis
Stranger: oo
Stranger: good start
You: ty
Stranger: i squeeze ur nipples and stroke ur pussy with my dick
You: my raging vagina unleashes its fury onto your penis, gyrating faster and faster until it gets red with excitement, and your 1 inch erect penis finally becomes visible.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I still don't understand cybering. When asked to do so, it feels as if I am being asked to make a fucking romance novel or something. I still find it a tad disturbing how people get any form of excitement from it.